Buzz buzz...ummmm, is that a fly? Ew. No, BITCH it's the beehive!!! BACK by popular demand, the divas return from a leisurely vacation - thank goddess they are well rested since they are taking on the absolutely gargantuan task of ranking Mrs. Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter's studio albums from least fav to fav.

It's such a difficult task that they had to split the episode into two parts. Everyone go thank your hard-working divas for taking on what no man has ever had the bravery to do. Cunt to the feminine a WHAT OW!!!
Before all that, they chat a bit about: Trisha Paytas's baby's soul-exchange misfire, how that directly caused the death of legend Ozzy Osbourne, and Demi Lovato's new dead-eyed era.
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Hi Divanators,

This week the divas are joined by another iconic guest - writer/producer, self-described aspiring nepo-relative, and all around funny ass girl Lexi Notrica. During this exclusive Diva Convention panel, they get into: Honey Boo Boo's legacy, their first experiences with illicit substances as teenagers, a tense debate over Halloween costumes, and the cinematic parallels between David Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" and Britney Spears' video for the song "Gimme More."
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Hi Fans and Supporters,

This week, the divas are joined by an ICONIC guest - the one and only artist Elmo Furchester, best known publicly by his mononym, "Elmo." Together, they discuss: the wasted potential of Temple Grandin's cow squeeze machine, Allie's extremely specific dream man, David Fincher's "Zodiac," the trope of the Scrambling Journalist, and the...unstimulating 2025 Emmy nominations.
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Xoxoxoxxo!

In this episode, the divas discuss: the sadistic and chilling social experiment currently being run in Fiji called "Love Island," Lorde's grim pubis art, and rank their top 5 favorite songs from the ethnic mystery that is Ariana Grande.

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Hi fans, we're back from a long and luxurious f*urth of J*ly weekend with a short and sweet catch-up episode for you (divas need to relax too!! we'll be back next week with a brand new one).

In this ep, the divas discuss: Gagacabana and the power of 2.5 million rabid gays, the Pope turnover, the karmic destiny of Trisha Paytas and her offspring, Katy Perry's post-space lobotomized affect, Lana Del Rey's creepy new era, and our dream weddings <3

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It's officially a DIVA CONVENTION SUMMER!

This week, the divas get into: the mystery of Miley Cyrus’s artistry, the sobering impact of a bad DJ, the horrors and wonders of AI, and the emergence of a new messiah - perhaps a Bene Gesserit, even the Lisan al Gaib - a one Addison Rae.

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Hey diva...you there?!!?! Pick UP!!! It's us, DIVA CONVENTION! This is a podcast for divas, by divas, about divas. Are you ready to diva out?

On the inaugural episode of Diva Convention, we get into: stan twitter as journalism, the implications of Ariana Grande’s tether “Blackiana,” our diva birth charts, shag/drag/bag, who to call in a hostage situation, and more.

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Okay, divas out. MUAH!!!