The September 15th episode of Peaches Pit Party is less a podcast and more a caffeinated scrapbook of chaos. Brenden “Peaches” Peach begins by raging against Command Strips, turning a simple poster-hanging project with his girlfriend into a war on adhesives. From there we swerve into the Half-and-Half Game, a Frankenstein audio challenge that lets you win Aftershock passes — but only if you also bankroll your own trip to Sacramento because, as Peaches stresses approximately 7,000 times, K-Bear is not paying for your gas, flights, or hotel. We take detours through holiday travel trauma, a Chili’s-induced road-trip meltdown, and a Google Flights oracle promising the cheapest plane tickets if you book on Halloween. Then it’s sports anarchy: Georgia Tech fans yeeting a goalpost into their president’s swimming pool, WrestleMania moving to Saudi Arabia, and a Jaguars employee gambling away $20 million on FanDuel. Peaches then invites you into horror-movie real estate hell — the actual Conjuring farmhouse, now in foreclosure and ready to haunt a new owner for $2 million. Lieutenant Crane swoops in with Crazy Figure Eight Car Race tickets, Apple confuses everyone with iOS 26, and Android users get roasted like Dr Pepper drinkers at a Pepsi convention. The episode then devolves into Peaches listing metal bands he just can’t vibe with (sorry Gojira, Opeth, Machine Head) while plotting future “To Peach Their Own” questions. As if that’s not enough, we get a crawl-space squatter arrest, a California woman registering her dog to vote (with an “I Voted” sticker pic, naturally), and a whiplash-inducing pivot to Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, and Yungblud’s mysterious collaboration that Peaches initially mistakes for a Tyler Perry cameo. The entire show feels like a roller coaster built in Thrillville Off the Rails — and Peaches is gleefully pulling the lever marked “derail.”