In this hilariously sharp tale, we meet Prince Valerian the Vain—heir to the realm of Egotaria, where mirrors outnumber common sense and compliments are often directed inward. When Valerian hears whispers of the fiercely independent Princess Sarcastia, he does what any confident yet catastrophically oblivious prince might do: shows up uninvited, chariot in tow, peacock preened, and engagement proclamation already signed.
What follows is a royal lesson in composure, sarcasm, and the quiet destruction of a fragile ego under the cold fluorescent lights of the accounting department. From unsolicited advice about wardrobe colors to a final plea to “at least pet my peacock,” this is the story of one woman’s unshakable reign in the face of romantic delusion.
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