It’s Friday on Madness & Mayhem, and Peaches and Viktor are feeling (slightly) better than yesterday — thanks to pizza therapy. The show kicks off with food talk ranging from wood-fired pizzas to highfalutin “chicken cordon bleu” pies, before diving into Peaches’ first professional massage experience. Viktor predicts disaster, complete with security cam footage if the massage table collapses under Peaches’ 6’9” frame.

From there, things take a turn into the world of serial marriages and divorces, with Larry King, Elizabeth Taylor, and J.Lo’s ring count all under fire. Peaches admits he’s only giving himself two tries max at marriage, while Viktor argues the loneliness factor might push him further. That segues into an absurd tangent on people marrying AI partners, complete with South Park-level vows and a crying bride clutching her smartphone.

The conversation then pivots to the Howard Stern saga — was his “retirement scare” a desperate bid for relevance? Peaches and Viktor break down his decline from shock jock legend to “basement broadcaster,” roasting his summer-long vacations, celebrity-only studio appearances, and bloated $100M contracts.

Finally, the guys wrap the week with some classic radio rivalry banter, calling out another local station for ripping off their old “pizza delivery” promotion. Naturally, this sparks ideas for their own food drops — from taco tosses to soup surprises to Peaches’ soon-to-be-iconic “Pupusa Party.” Expect sarcasm, chaos, and way too much talk about food — just another Friday in the Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem.