Today’s episode swings from combat sports to public bathroom crimes to the darkest corners of horror literature — all in under an hour. Peaches and Viktor kick things off with the bizarre Idaho news story of a TikTok user named fightme_pls — a self-described Muay Thai/Sparring guy in Caldwell who’s spent 39+ days begging strangers to fight him. Viktor sizes him up like he’s doing UFC commentary, while Peaches wisely says, “nope.” Lieutenant Crane’s name gets thrown into the mix, and the guys make plans to lobby him for an exhibition match on Friday.

From there, the duo detours into an even weirder local trend: a Boise man (and now a Pocatello copycat) making viral videos of himself urinating in public spaces. They speculate on the TikTok comment section (“Can you do Nampa next?”), worry about Quinn’s Pond, and laugh at how quickly a dare becomes a felony.

Midway through, Peaches segues into the horror books that can scar you for life after a heated r/HorrorLit thread. Viktor rattles off his personal nightmares (Jack Ketchum’s The Girl Next Door, Dead Inside, The Slob), Peaches recalls A Child Called It, and both marvel at Cormac McCarthy’s The Road as the “I know it’s gonna wreck me” book. It’s like a book club for emotionally masochistic readers.

The show winds down with a discussion about stink vs. cologne overload. From Walmart farmers and In-N-Out cigarette clouds to JC Penney teens spraying test bottles 12 times, Peaches and Viktor hammer home that “yes, soap is good” and “no, your Axe cloud is not.” The running “let that sink in” gag (or “let that smell sink in”) seals the episode with a smirk.

It’s Idaho weirdness, horror book nerdery, and hygiene roasts — classic Noon Hour chaos.