Ron's housesitting (with three cats, of course) for his Jewish straight friends, and lo and behold the whole house is armed with bidets! Having been "on the fence" about committing to one before, he's now convinced he can handle the room temperature water without investing in a heating element.

Misti, on the other hand, showed up having just had dinner with husband Stefan (who joined the show later) with "spicy Italian sausage" dinner in "the chamber," so word of a nearby bidet was a welcome relief.

Misti & Stefan went through a round of the "Oldywed Game" which led to us finding out how they met and when Misti "came out" to Stefan as a drag performer, too.

Oh, and ALL this time on the show and Kia hadn't let us in on HER big news: she's got a "boo thang!"

This week, Kia stayed home with strep throat, which led to us all having theories as to how she got it. Meanwhile, after dinner with Ron's Jewish couple friends, he decided to hop on JDate. Did we mention he's not Jewish? Not even Jew "ish."

Misti has surmised that Ron's not finding anyone to date because he doesn't give off the "looking to date" vibe, but she's also keeping count of how many "dates" he's been on in the last few weeks, too. One in particular wasn't so much a "date" as much as a "late night" rendezvous.

Trolling local headlines, the trio had thoughts on the dildo lobbed onto the Atlanta Dream basketball court mid-game. Kia went viral on social media with her reaction, and has theories: was it a sponsor tie-in? The color of the sex toy was similar to the CashApp logo. Or, did it "fall out" of a player's shorts (because she educated Misti & Ron that some lesbians stay "strapped").

That led to an impassioned discussion about WNBA player pay (we're behind the players) but Kia also beef with the players not really embracing the largely gay fanbase, too.

More headlines ... do we care about the Sydney Sweeney jeans controversy? And how did that lead us into having smoke for Laverne Cox, exactly?

Somehow, Misti sharing use of rice and bird seed led to Ron mentioning how he entertains his cats. Oh, and Misti met them!

The show regroups to let Misti revel in not only winning a softball tournament, but her personally hitting her first-ever inside-the-park home run. With help.

Misti also revealed she has a remedy to keep herself from pooping in ballpark porta-potties. Unsure how safe it is, but she swears it works.

Ron, meanwhile, didn't play in that tournament because it was his week to have the cats - and Kia and Misti just don't get that. Maybe he should've gone, though; he'd have avoided being deeply psychoanalyzed on a pretty awful "first" date.

Ron also confessed to being unable to quit "And Just Like That," the "Sex and the City" spin-off, despite it being pretty awful TV. Speaking of, he mentioned Chip & Joanna Gaines' new reality series "Back to the Frontier" with two gays and their twin boys out in the wild "roughing it," before asking Kia and Misti if they enjoyed camping to experience a little nature and minimalism.

Would their answers surprise you?