We've been asked enough... so let's REALLY talk about sex. Our Sex. Eavesdrop on our wildly unfiltered banter (shout out #LoveIslandUK) on our personal sex life (41yr old April & 28yr old Jules). Consider this the spicy sequel to Episode 3, where we screamed from the rooftops: DO. NOT. F*CKING. FAKE. IT.

Listen in as we learn new things about each other, discuss pillow princesses and why participation trophies don’t belong in the bedroom. We reveal the actual key to mind-blowing sex 🚨Spoiler Alert🚨 It’s being honest and be so f*cking for real about what you like and don’t like. Period.

Also, take a shot every time April mentions pH balance — she was a heterosexual woman for 39 years and has the trauma to prove it. 😂

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We’re back, baby!

After a little hiatus, we’re catching up on all the things... life, parenting, podcast jitters, and our new Twitch schedule. In this episode, we talk about what it’s like getting back behind the mic, why we decided to twitch, juggling the chaos of adulting, and parenting our wildly entertaining five-year-old (yes, she’s quoting rap songs now). We get into the beauty of celebrating milestones with friends, future family plans, and the simple joy of baseball season. It’s a laid-back, funny, and honest conversation... just the way we like it. Come hang with us on the couch as we bitch about life.

Eavesdrop on our unfiltered, unedited voice memo where we casually yap about all the random (but game-changing) things that transformed Jules’ (28) everyday life. From skincare secrets to kitchen gadgets, we’re name-dropping our faves and spilling every upgrades April has learned/picked up from her mid-20s to my freshly 40s full-on wifey era.

Think of it as a behind-the-scenes look at our journey into full-blown lesbian domestication... complete with African exfoliating nets, smart toaster debates, and the life-changing discovery of frozen kale and quinoa veggie bags. It’s part product recs, part lifestyle glow-up, and all the flirty, chaotic banter between a 41-year-old MILF and her hot 28-year-old wife (descriptions lovingly provided by each other, obviously).

Tune in for all the little upgrades that made a big difference. Let us know if you want links to any product mentioned! DM us on instagram :)