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  • Stupid Super Speeder; Italian Flat Fiat; & A Meth-Smoking Birthday Train Hijacking

    Stupid Super Speeder; Italian Flat Fiat; & A Meth-Smoking Birthday Train Hijacking
    Jul 16 2025
    A Florida Man got the award for the first person arrested for a new "super speeder" law that was in effect a mere TWO MINUTES. An Italian mechanic is shooting for a world record for his Fiat that is barely wide enough for one person to sit in. It was a birthday to remember for one Florida Man on meth who hijacked a train & picked up passengers around Key West.

    In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
    • A Drunk Driver Had 73 Empty Beer Cans in His Car
    • Nurse Finds Drugs, Needles, & a Lighter in a FL Man's RECTUM During Surgery
    • A "Super Speeder" Got Busted 2 Minutes After FL's New "Super Speeding" Law Went Into Effect
    • Angry Old FL Woman Hit Car in Walmart Parking Lot, Then Slapped Driver
    • Driver "Hitting Everything but the Lottery" While Slamming Cars and Dragging Officer
    • (Possible Overreaction Of The Day)...Teen Threatens to Shoot Up McDonald's Over Wrong $5 Meal Deal Order
    • Professional Car Sitter Makes Sure Rides Don’t Get Towed
    • 106 CATS...1 U-Haul Van
    • (Priorities)...Man Continues To Compete In Race After Girlfriend Falls & Passes Out
    • A Naked Man Assaulted Two People with Wood
    • PA Man Wearing 'Fish Flops' Caught on Video Stealing Ronald McDonald Statue
    • Italian Mechanic Turns Old Fiat Into the World's Narrowest Drivable Car
    • Farmer Found Dead Inside 28-Ft. Python In Indonesia
    • FL Man Celebrates His Birthday by Smoking Meth, Hijacking A Sightseeing Train, & Picking Up Tourists
    • Guy On A Plane "Jokes" His Laptop Is A BOMB
    • Road Rage!! One California Driver Steals The Other Driver's Keys
    • Jacksonville, FL Tops America's Most Boring Cities List
    • Women Not Wearing Make-Up on First Dates
    • Crash Covers I-80 In PA in Boxes of Mozzarella Cheese
    • Welch Teacher Banned For Drinking, Dancing Macarena, & Cussing At Students In Class
    • Woman Marries Boyfriend in Vegas Wedding. Now He Wants Her to Move in With His Parents…in MAINE
    More stupidity from the latest current events in the Insane Week In Review and our top 7 most supendous stupidity who made this week's Genius Awards!
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    1 h et 5 min
  • The BBL Smell; TSA Targets "Swamp Crotch"; & Beating Depression By Beating Off

    The BBL Smell; TSA Targets "Swamp Crotch"; & Beating Depression By Beating Off
    Jul 12 2025
    We've already talked about how guys AND gals are getting Brazilian Butt Lifts, but have we told you how you SMELL when you get one? The scanners at the airport can't smell, but they can detect "swamp crotch" that that will get you patted down by the TSA. All of this may sound depressing so we have a solution for that..."Just Beat It!".

    In this Weekend Episode with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...
    • A Piece of My Mind… Rock Band Reveals It’s Entirely AI-Generated—Down to the Actual Musicians
    • A Man Was Caught Drug Dealing...While in Court for Drug Dealing
    • Medical Clinic Pleads for a Stop to 'Unsolicited' Urine Samples
    • Tupac's Friends & Family Smoked His Ashes
    • Cannibalistic Illegal Alien Began Eating Himself During Transport
    • Summer Travel Tip: "Swamp Crotch" Can Get You Flagged by the TSA
    • ‘BBL Smell’ Is Real
    • UK Study Finds Stopping Masturbation May Increase Depression & Stress
    Pancho also tackles a couple of questions that deal with "My Husband Bought Me A Birthday Gift But I Don’t Like It" and "We Grounded Our Son From Going To The Prom But Should We Pay For His Date’s Dress?" See if you can answer the stupid questions better than Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show!
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    1 h et 34 min
  • Fancy Ice; Airline Gastroenteritis Explosion; & A Boyfriend Bonfire

    Fancy Ice; Airline Gastroenteritis Explosion; & A Boyfriend Bonfire
    Jul 9 2025
    You know the heat is getting to New Yorkers when they're selling ice that's more expensive than the drink! Airline passengers were held hostage while one man spewed bodily fluids out of both ends during a flight. Talk about a "psycho girlfriend"...one poor guy was set ablaze at a gas station when his gal torched him at a gas station and then drove off!

    In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
    • 'Burglar' Gets Stuck in Chimney…Trying to Retrieve His Dog From Locked CT Park Bathroom
    • Heatwave Trend In NYC: Fancy Ice—& Bars Are Happy to Pay For The Upgrade
    • Airplane Passenger Vomits, Gets The Runs...Publicly Apologizes
    • Huge Explosion After Groundskeeper Ran over Firework Outside of High School
    • Drunk FL Boater Busted, Lies About Flipped Vessel When He Simply Ran Out of Gas
    • TikTokker Claims That Gently Pumping Gas Boosts Mileage & Saves Big Bucks
    • Woman Busted With 23 Fake IDs, Stolen Mail & a ‘Bedazzled Gun’
    • The Latest TikTok Trend Is Savoring...Raw Onion
    • Woman Says Her Boyfriend's Mom Called Her a 'Backup Plan' in Front of Him, Then Claimed She Was 'Just Teasing'
    • (Priorities)...Driver Going 115 MPH With Infant in Backseat Was Recording Snapchat Video
    • A Cop May Lose His Job for Farting in a Coworker's Face After Asking To “Pull My Finger”
    • A Guy Robs a Convenience Store...in a Scooby-Doo Costume
    • FL Gas Station Clerk Shot Customer During Spat ‘Over the Price of Beer’
    • (Whoopsi!)... Jax Cop Misfires & Shoots His Partner With a Taser Gun
    • Wild Scene as Armed Woman in Folding Chair Shuts Down Major Freeway & Sparks Police Standoff
    • Troublemaker In South Beach, FL Does A Sexy Dance Before Local DJ Takes Him Down
    • Landscaper Threw an Unauthorized Party at a Client's Home
    • Mother-in-Law Complains She's 'Out of the Loop' After Couple Announces Pregnancy Without Telling Her They Were Trying
    • Armenia's Prime Minister Offers to Show His Manhood to the Head of the Church
    • Woman Swallows a Fish Bone & It Came Out the Side of Her Neck
    • UT Woman Sets Her Boyfriend On Fire at a Gas Station
    I've also got the stupidity from the week's rundown of the current events with the Insane Week In Review as well as our 7 weekly winners of the Genius Awards!
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    1 h et 13 min
  • Shelf-Like Butt; Pole-Dancer Grad Gift; and A Sprinter Spills His Junk

    Shelf-Like Butt; Pole-Dancer Grad Gift; and A Sprinter Spills His Junk
    Jul 5 2025
    Men are now trying to have a Kardasian butt when they go to the gym. A mom would do anything to show her pride for her graduating son--including getting pole dancers to perform across the school gate. The Pride of the USA was on full display when Chris Robinson had a very defined and a very live wardrobe malfunction while running for a 1st place prize.

    In this Weekend Episode...
    • [A Piece of My Mnd] Arsonist Sets Wildfire, Opens Fire On Firefighters, Police In Ambush…& 5th-Grade Girls Devised Plot to Kill AZ Boy & Fake His Suicide
    • Gym Bros Are Now Going For a "Shelf-Like Butt"
    • How Hot Is It? Video Captures the Moment When The Heat Caused a Road to Buckle & Sent a Car Flying
    • Teen Celebrates Graduation With Pole Dancers 'Gifted' by Mom Outside School Gates
    • A Guy Beat Up an Ice Cream Truck Driver After Wrongly Assuming He Was a Perv
    • US Sprinter Chris Robinson Has Wardrobe Malfunction On Live TV—He Couldn’t Keep His Junk In His Shorts!
    • FL Cop Picks Someone's Pocket...During a Traffic Stop
    • Man Suffers 5” Rectal Prolapse After Spending 2 Hours on Toilet w/Phone

    My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will answer some questions about kids this week, such as Summertime Curfew For Our Teen…Or Not and An Abrupt Attempt At Teaching A Young Child To Swim.
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    1 h et 24 min
  • A "Knock-Knock Joke" Stampede; Chatbot Marraige Proposal; Grandma Leaves Her Male Escort $1M

    A "Knock-Knock Joke" Stampede; Chatbot Marraige Proposal; Grandma Leaves Her Male Escort $1M
    Jun 28 2025
    When does a "knock-knock" joke cause a stampede? When you have someone stupid barge onto a stage in a school tournament with a backpack. When does a marraige proposal get stupid? When a man with a girlfriend & kids asks his A.I. Chatbot to marry him. When does the reading of a will get stupid? When the family finds out their grandma had a male escort & she left him all her inheritance.

    In thie Weekend Episode...
    • [A Piece of My Mind] JERK of a Guy's "Knock Knock" Joke Causes 1,000-Person Stampede at
      High School Debate Tournament
    • "Clingy" Woman Used Strange Trick to MARRY Boyfriend Without His Knowing
    • A Startup That Helps People Use AI to "Cheat on Everything" Has Raised Another $15 Million
    • Influencer Wife Calls Police on Husband for Forcing Her to Do Housework Over Creating Content
    • Man With Girlfriend and 2 Kids Proposes to His AI Chatbot Girlfriend—Cries His Eyes Out After it Says "Yes"
    • The “Gen Z Gaze”–Younger Service Workers’ Blank Stares Sparking Pushback
    • Guy Breaks Into Random House, Runs Bath, Cooks Dinner to Avoid Going Home to Angry Wife
    • Family Challenges 84-y/o Woman’s Will After $1M Left To ‘Male Escort’
    My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks his family is secretly trying to kill him. I'll be taking the next week off for the 4th of July holiday so my son can go to a new opening of a Bucc-ee's conveniene store in VA. Pancho will also answer some burning questions about relationships such as Should a Girl Take Turns Paying For Dates With Her Boyfriend and Is Feng Shui A Good Way To Judge A New Boyfriend? Play along with Pancho to test your stupidity in this week's "Insane Game Show"!
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    1 h et 32 min
  • World's Best Farter-In Court? Rubber Bullet To The Groin! A "Lolita's Line" School Bus!

    World's Best Farter-In Court? Rubber Bullet To The Groin! A "Lolita's Line" School Bus!
    Jun 25 2025
    If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood & he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian school children got to be in "Lolita's Line" as they boarded a school bus driven by a man in a pink school girl uniform with white stockings and platform shoes.

    In This Midweek BONUS Episode...
    • A 72-y/o FL Man Has Called 911 on His Neighbors...647 Times
    • A 64-y/o FL Woman Arrested for Allegedly Chasing Teen For Going Too Fast on e-Bike
    • McDonald's Customer Goes Behind Counter to Make His Own McFlurry: 'He Has No Right'
    • Gen Z Wants to Normalize In-Office Sex
    • Woman Secretly Enters Her Husband in a Marathon After He Bragged He Could Run One with NO Preparation
    • ICE Protester Says Rubber Bullet Really Did Some Damage to His Groin
    • A Guy Attacked His Friend & Accused Him of Being a Werewolf
    • School Bus Driver Seen in Vehicle with "Lolita's Line" Sign in Window
    • A Tequila-Soaked Turkey Almost Burned Down an Apartment Building
    • Wild Video Shows NYC Artist Grabbing Woman’s Hair in Bizarre Freakout on Southwest Flight
    • Judge Scolds Man for Wearing 'World's Best Farter' Shirt in Courtroom
    • A Guy Named "Loony Toon" Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase
    • More People Are Just Keeping Their Earbuds in All the Time
    • FL Man Spent 6 Months Covering His 1965 Chevy Corvette in Pennies; Now It's for Sale
    • “Potty” Polly-Parrot? Foul-Macaw Bird Is Up For Adoption After Going Viral For Its Cussin’
    • Thieves Stole 12,000 Quarters from Someone's Home
    • Telegram Founder Splits $17B Fortune Among 6 Kids & 100 Sperm Donor Babies
    • 11 Southern Sayings That Actually Mean The Opposite Of What They Sound Like
    • A Woman Was Caught Burning Stolen Flags...While Pantsless
    • Today's Job Applicants Want 4-Day Workweeks, Nap Rooms, Fun Rooms, & Pet-Friendly Offices
    • Man Gets Into Bar Fight Because Other Customers Didn't Believe In Jesus
    And I've got the full week's rundown of all the stupidity in the most recent current events in the Insane Week In Review as well as our top 7 "winner" for stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!
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    1 h et 12 min
  • Selfie In The Slammer; PA Can "FIll Your Hole; Ozempic Delivers BIG Results In Men

    Selfie In The Slammer; PA Can "FIll Your Hole; Ozempic Delivers BIG Results In Men
    Jun 21 2025
    Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a real "bonus" for your anus if you love chocolate buttholes.

    In this Weekend Episode...
    • [A Piece of My Mind] Singer Protested ICE with Spanish Rendition of National Anthem at Dodger game–After Team Told Her to Sing in English
    • A Teenager Was Arrested After Breaking Into a Jail for a Selfie
    • Tourist Rolls on Ground in Tantrum Over Baggage Fees at Major Airport
    • Docs Prescribing 'Poo Pills' With Freeze-Dried Feces for 'Very Exciting' New Treatment
    • Woman Created Her Own Funeral Photo Montage—So She Will Be Remembered At Her "Hottest"
    • Male Ozempic Users Reveal Shocking “BIG” Change to Their 'Junk' After Injecting Weight-Loss Shot
    • A News Chopper Reporter Launched into a Rant About His Failed Marriage During a YouTube Livestream
    • A PA Town Launched a Program to Fix Potholes...Called "Fill My Hole"
    • Hungry? Here, Have Some Chocolate Buttholes–Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a Chocolate Anus
    Pancho also takes on a couple of questions where he is asked If Opposites Really Attract Or Is It A Recipe For Disaster and Is Being Clingy A Good Trait For A Date? And play along with Pancho to see how well your stupidity matches up with his in the weekly Insane Game Show!
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    1 h et 41 min
  • Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; & An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space

    Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; & An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space
    Jun 18 2025
    If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field.

    In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
    • So Now We're Supposed to Attend "Grandma Showers" Too?
    • Rich People Are Ditching Fine Wine to Waste Money on "Fine Water"
    • Couple Who Met Playing Pokemon GO Get Married At Pokemon Festival
    • CoComelon Has a New Potty Training Song That Will Ruin Parents' Lives
    • Man Makes a False Bomb Threat...So He Wouldn't Miss His Flight to L.A.
    • Woman Caught Making a PB&J Sandwich in a Robe During Virtual Court Hearing
    • California Couple Receives $2-million Bedbug Payday
    • A Guy Called 911 Because There Was "No Sex in the Champagne Room"
    • TSA Urges People to Stop Trying to Use Costco Card as Sufficient REAL ID
    • Walmart Customer Calls Cops on Himself After Self-Checkout Avocado Mishap
    • Controversy Erupts Over No Barking Sign at Montreal Dog Park
    • A Mule-Riding Criminal Was Arrested for Releasing a Raccoon Inside a Business
    • UPDATE: Owner of Raccoon Found With Meth Pipes Vows She Won't Surrender Him
    • Woman Torched Her Boyfriend's Car Using Cooking Oil, Nearly Burning Down Their Home
    • Florida Man Peed On $10,500 Worth Of Spam & Sausages At Sam’s Club
    • Biggest Ever Great White Shark Is Heading Toward US Tourist Hotspot
    • A Family Dollar Employee Shot a Shoplifter in the Butt
    • Cicada Flies Into Car Window, Causes Driver to Lose Control, Crash Into Pole
    • No Screaming! Keep Your Mouth Closed on Roller Coasters to Avoid Swallowing Cicadas
    • A Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Blowing Up A Casino Toilet
    • Huge 80 Ft. Penis on Baseball Field Is Visible From Space
    There's the latest stupidity from recent current events with the Insane Week In Review and our 7 best stupendous stupidity from this week's Genius Awards!!
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    1 h et 14 min