Welcome to the July 7, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, where comedy meets chaos and caffeine. Today’s show dives headfirst into the bizarre, the infuriating, and the absolutely unbelievable—just the way you like it.

We kick things off with a mind-bending (and slightly horrifying) look at the rising presence of microplastics in semen and ovaries—yes, you read that right. What does this mean for humanity, health, and that water bottle you’ve been sipping from?

Next, we blast the political hypocrisy flooding out of Texas, where torrential rain isn’t the only disaster—some of the politicians' responses are downright shameful. Buckle up for some blue-collar truth bombs.

Then it's milk. Just... milk. Why is it always at the center of controversy, conspiracy, and cafeteria trauma?

We close out the episode with one of the most “LOL-WTF?” studies we’ve come across: researchers claim kids today are less healthy than they were 20 years ago. We dig into what’s changed, why it matters, and how many pushups your kid should be doing.

Of course, it’s all wrapped in the Morning Crankers signature chaos, rants, laughs, and off-the-rails energy you know and love.

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