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Welcome back to the Team Room for another unapologetically savage drop of truth. Peaches tears into the Pentagon’s new “Pete & Bobby Fitness Challenge,” part of the grand Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) campaign—where SecDef Hegseth and RFK Jr. prove that apparently half the DoD still can’t do a proper push-up. We hit the big headlines—warships flexing off Venezuela, the Air Force quietly firing its Chief of Staff, and Space Force building radars that can probably track the screw you lost in your garage.

Expect rants on admin stupidity (keyboard warriors unite), the circus of leadership turnover, and why “fitness initiatives” look more like Instagram highlight reels than actual standards. If you wanted sanitized press releases, you wouldn’t be here. This is the raw, unfiltered Ops Brief—served hot with a side of sarcasm.

⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 – Why your “training” doesn’t count if it’s sloppy
02:00 – MAHA Madness: Pete & Bobby Challenge, pull-ups, and push-up disasters
04:15 – Warships head to Venezuela: countering cartels or playing battleship?
05:30 – DoD’s bright idea: “simplify” reserve duty (spoiler: they won’t)
06:45 – Admin hell in SOF: Green Berets as the new keyboard warriors
08:00 – CSAF David Alvin told to retire—Pentagon musical chairs continues
09:05 – Bamboo Eagle certification: Peaches vs. acronyms
10:20 – Air Force C2 software rollout: shiny new stacks, same old problems
11:25 – Another Wyoming airman charged in a fatal shooting—weapon safety rant
12:45 – Space Force news: Delta 85 stands up, deep space radar flexes
13:50 – Shrever Wargame: sci-fi concepts sneak closer to reality
14:30 – Air Guard gets a Space Force transfer option—who’s biting?
15:15 – DHA buyouts and Pentagon workforce trims
16:10 – AI office “demoted” to R&D—why this isn’t the insult you think
17:00 – Pentagon batteries: drones, ships, and the logistics game
18:00 – Wrap-up: merch, memberships, and making sure you’re actually ready

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The Ones Ready crew is back in the team room with another unapologetic ops brief. Peaches kicks things off by dragging coneheads who fail day one fitness tests and then launches into the week’s wild ride of military news. Marines get their obligatory “media hero” spotlight, the Army unveils another tilt-rotor science project (because clearly we learned nothing from the V-22), and Peaches calls for the resurrection of the mighty MH-53.

From record female enlistments to the Space Force playing with quantum sensors (while the rest of us can’t even get quantum computers), this episode goes from shade-throwing to straight-up “WTF are we doing?” moments. Add in an orbital aircraft carrier concept ripped straight from an Avengers script, PCS moves frozen by broke budgets, and a National Guard soldier stopping a mall assault—yeah, this one’s got it all.

If you want watered-down headlines, go watch the news. If you want sarcasm, blunt truth, and a reminder that sometimes the Pentagon makes decisions with a Magic 8-Ball—welcome to Ones Ready.

⏱️ Timestamps:

00:00 – Welcome to Ones Ready (and Peaches’ selection rant)
01:15 – Sponsor shoutout: creatine gummies > failing day-one tests
02:05 – Marines deploy (cue dramatic news voice)
03:12 – Record female enlistments and why it matters
03:45 – 85 years of airborne—still jumping, still relevant
04:20 – National Guard soldier breaks up a mall assault
04:50 – Army rolls out tilt-rotor 2.0 (what could go wrong?)
06:15 – Bring back the MH-53, dammit
06:35 – Carrier Strike Group returns to San Diego
07:05 – Northern Edge 2025 flexing in Alaska
07:45 – $635M Army munitions buy—still not enough
08:40 – Air Force freezes PCS moves (again)
09:40 – F-16s get AR training goggles
10:15 – Indo-Pacific logistics exercise: “can we even move?”
10:45 – Hill AFB tests wartime readiness
11:15 – Space Force preps X-37 Bravo mission with quantum sensors
12:00 – Guardians get a new grooming standard (yes, seriously)
12:45 – Space Systems Delta activation
13:20 – Deep Space Radar keeps eyes on orbit
13:50 – GPS jamming and spoofing 101
15:15 – USAFA leadership drama and Lomer’s visit
16:00 – Trump’s NATO talks

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Nothing screams “lifelong dream” like failing your IFT on day one. That’s right—72 cones showed up to the hardest pipeline in the world and tripped over the mile-and-a-half run like it was a banana peel. The Ones Ready crew (Peaches, Aaron, and Trent) put on their disappointed dad faces and rip into the excuses, bad prep, and pure clownery. From BMT “downtime” myths to pipeline “optimizations” that may or may not save the Air Force from itself, this is a no-filter roast of what’s broken, what’s fixable, and why mediocrity isn’t an option. Strap in: it’s equal parts therapy session, rant, and savage life advice.

🔥 Key Takeaways:

• 72 people failed the IFT on day one—yes, really.
• Excuses range from “no time at BMT” to “the cadre was mean.” Spoiler: still your fault.
• Minimum standards = maximum failure.
• Pipeline changes may cut wasted time by 70%.
• “Don’t wear your stenciled shirt after you quit” = timeless wisdom.

⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 Ones Ready, Clowns Ready
05:30 72 Failures in One Day—WTF?
11:45 BMT excuses obliterated
19:00 Why minimums = guaranteed failure
24:00 You owed us—take your lumps
34:00 Pipeline “optimization” gossip
47:00 Building facilities that don’t suck
54:00 Aircraft, egos, and dumb leadership stories
1:03:00 Why bad info spreads like herpes in finance
1:06:15 Consistency: Run more, suck less

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