On the latest episode of Perfect Crimes, we help Boston favorite Maddie Kelly with a three part plan. Step 1: Train a bunch of billionaire's assistants on how to seem helpful while secretly undermining their employers. Step 2: Get them hired by as many billionaires as possible. Step 3: Activate a sleeper cell of professionally incompetent workplace assassins. You know, girl stuff.

Boston comedian Nicholas Stubblefield comes to Perfect Crimes looking for help with a pretty normal thing--what's the most flags we can burn?

This week on Perfect Crimes, we help the very funny Sky Nockels plan her perfect crime--burning down Harvard's Art Museum. Sometimes destruction is an act of creation, or something?

On this episode--bank robberies, holograms, and a very special crime involving our favorite criminal president and our favorite local criminal, Gary Bolles. How do you get Trump to pay for your retirement? Listen Now!

This week on Perfect Crimes, we help Alexis Cristaldi perfect her brand of cyber vigilantism. Don't worry, she's only going after people who deserve it: the ones who don't laugh at her jokes. She might not be the hero we need, but she's certainly the one we deserve.

On the newest episode of Perfect Crimes, Paul Ober gets advice on how to break Luigi Mangione out of jail. Spoiler alert, it involves some sick helicopter action. But before that, hear him tell the Legend of the Dwarf Assassin, wherein young Paul survives a night with the Latin Kings.

Improv Asylum's Kellie Moon stops by for advice on how to get a good, long look at Marilyn Monroe's corpse, Scooby-Doo style.

We help comedian Zach Morin plot the gayest heist of the century--stealing Van Gogh's Starry Night from the MOMA.