In this episode of Royally F%cked, Prince Harry goes to Ukraine... and Prince William gets positively rankled. Hayden reads Lachlan a royal tabloid article about Harry’s surprise visit to a war zone, which somehow turns into a sibling squabble over who gets to play dress-up near tanks.

(02:00) The headline: Harry rubbed William the wrong way
(03:00) Lachlan’s wild guess: royal pantomime beef
(04:00) The real story: Harry visits Ukraine, William gets jealous
(05:30) The meaning of “rankled,” a British vocab journey
(06:30) William’s sad consolation trip to Estonia
(07:30) Why the tabloids keep calling him “father of three”
(08:20) Harry’s Ukraine trip: actual hero stuff
(09:00) Lachlan calls out the random Meghan Markle shade
(09:30) SKETCH

Donald Trump becomes the US president, and somehow this means that Prince Harry might get deported, or something? Who knows??!!!

Apparently, our boy Prince Haz took drugs back in the day and wrote about it in a book, and now Eric Trump wants justice.

Too many characters, too many distractions for us to really understand what's going on.

Oh, and Greta Thunberg is involved.

(01:57) Headline: Trump's Election and Prince Harry's Future

(02:15) Impersonations and Humour

(03:01) Visa Controversy and Drug Use Allegations

(05:02) Trump's Stance and Harry's Memoir

(10:56) Hoax Call with Fake Greta Thunberg

(15:53) Sketch

This week on Royally F%cked, we dive into the wedding drama no one asked for—but tabloids couldn’t resist. Meghan and Harry are snubbed from the ceremony, separated at the reception, and forced to endure trout, lamb, and weird seating arrangements.

Hayden reads the article. Lachlan wonders what the hell Dom Ruinart is. And together, they ask the big questions: Was Meghan actually overshadowing a Middleton? What was in that flower girl’s basket? And is it ever okay to separate couples at a wedding?

Then it’s a funny sketch and we all laugh.

(00:01:40) Lachlan guesses: nude wedding or PowerPoint presentation
(00:02:30) The real story: Meghan and Harry get split up at Pippa’s wedding
(00:03:20) Who is Pippa? (Middleton family tree time)
(00:04:00) Seating chart chaos: Royals mingle with the commoners
(00:04:50) What’s Dom Ruinart? More importantly, how do you pronounce it?
(00:05:30) The Royal Reception: trout, lamb, and vibes
(00:06:00) Meghan not allowed at the ceremony to avoid stealing Pippa’s thunder
(00:06:50) Mini bridesmaids, questionable flower baskets, and George in beige
(00:08:10) How annoyed were Harry and Meghan really?
(00:09:00) Sam Neill, Meke Federer, and the politics of wedding seating
(00:09:40) Sketch