Lindsay and Larissa break down the shady underworld of institutional crypto trading and why you should care about it. Learn why OTC is where the REAL action happens, what it means for the market and why buying bitcoin now still isn't too late. Plus: what Gen Z can do that our parents never could (hint: it's not buy a house), why Goldman Sachs is making junior bankers swear loyalty oaths, and what sunscreen is hot girl summer certified.

• Washington Post op-ed: “Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know.” (lol) https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/07/10/donald-trump-clown-clowns-without-borders/
• Pirate Wires: https://www.piratewires.com/
• “The Snakehead: An Epic Tale of the Chinatown Underworld and the American Dream” by Patrick Radden Keefe https://amzn.to/3TUI3nY
• SuperGoop Unseen sunscreen: https://www.amazon.com/Supergoop-Unseen-Sunscreen-SPF-1-7/dp/B08CFVM1TT/?th=1

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We get into Bitcoin Vegas, GameStop’s crypto pivot, and why every company suddenly wants to be MicroStrategy. Larissa spills on surviving a Trump mosh pit, Lindsay rants about financial delusion, and we both debate whether turning into a Bitcoin holding company is brilliant or batshit. Also: furries, toddlers, and weed prescriptions. An episode for the ages.

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Live from Consensus 2025 in Toronto, Lindsay and Larissa discuss event takeaways, how they use AI, and answer listener questions.

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Being hot is a 24/7 job. Your actual job is a 24/7 job. This leaves 0 time to plan how to use your money – especially when spending it is ALSO a 24/7 job, unless you're Lindsay. Lindsay explains how she budgeted her way to two houses, while Larissa learns how to diversify "financials" beyond holding bitcoin. Fucking around with your finances is out. Financial savviness is in. (Larissa is sobbing)

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Death comes for us all, but your Bitcoin doesn't have to die with you—unless you're James Howells, who accidentally tossed $800 million into a landfill. This week, we're talking crypto estate planning with Wasim from Vault12, because nothing says "I love you" to your family like not forcing them to explain to a therapist why they're digging through garbage to find your hard drive.

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The girls discuss clout-chasing, why “onboarding the next billion” needs to die, and hot smart girl posting strategy.

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Lindsay and Larissa give updates on dating and crypto + answer questions you all submitted. Buckle up, bitches.

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Lindsay is joined by the queen of event coverage, Dayana Aleksandrovna (better known as @dee_centralized) for a discussion on what conferences are really like, how we might make them better, and the power of a good conference bag, which of course contains extra packets of hot sauce just in case.

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