Fart Factory returns to the pood and inspires Sara Sparkle & Amanda Sparkle with a tale of a subconscious dancefloor dookie and the inner strength she pulled together to say "deuces" to some would-be haters.

We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary of our beloved pood with our turdy-turd epoosode! Instead of catching a wave on her Hawaiian vacation, Erin Sydney catches a nasty bout of salmonella and ends up serving a poo-poo platter for all to see.

Check out Erin Sydney's band, 37 Houses (IG @37housesband) on tour in California this November:

11/9 SF - The Knockout

11/20 San Pedro - The Sardine

11/21 El Centro - Mexco Brew Co

11/22 LA - The Redwood Bar

11/23 San Diego - The Tower Bar

The Twin Shitsters decide to start a brown mental band after their guest, Fart Factory, shares an anal anecdote complete with diapers, gel, & pooping on command.

Neither thin-crust nor deep-dish pizza can spare Lactaid Larry from rectal wrath. A failed trust exercise with his lopsided sphincter means he's one foot in and one foot out of... You-Know-What! Make sure you grab enough tissues to dab away 100-200 tears for this shitty saga.

Our guest, Tara Lipoopsky, wins the brown medal for the excrement escapades that ensued in Minnecrapoolis & in her L.E.I.® jeans. Get ready for a stink by the rink!

The Twin Shitsters welcome back their very first guest, Olive, who explains how a spooky early-Covid walk led to a social distance poop that turned out to be better than prozac. It's a tombstone recipe for disASSter!

Can't get enough of Olive? Check her out: https://www.instagram.com/olivia_rossetto_design
https://www.tiktok.com/@olivia_rossetto_design

Nicky Nincompoop returns to S&G for his #2 guest appearance. It's no longer his first rectal rodeo with his now world-famous dairy allergy, so what lessons *might* he have learned? Get ready for BBQ, binging ice cream, and bidets! #fullcrotch

If you are a Nicky fan check out his LinkedIn, or his pottery here: https://www.instagram.com/nw_mugly

We're in our Awkward Era for this epoosode's theme: Middle School. The Twins welcome guest, Zeebz, who plays it cool during a stinky lunchtime incident. But can he salvage his rePOOtation & cargo pants? Can he & his Dad survive the accidents that took place that fateful day? Here's to hormones, homework, & hoping for the best.

Check out Zeebz on We Won't Finish This Podcast! https://wewontfinishthispodcast.buzzsprout.com/2403687/episodes/16492132-cold-case-piles-we-won-t-finish-this-podcast-20