Thought ‘The Incident’ at your high school was unbelievable? Listen to this:

It started as a classic high school catfish story — until the unknown number wouldn’t stop. Friends? Strangers? The whole town of Beal City? Or… was it coming from inside the home?

Troy’s tan is fake, Sharpay’s wrath is real, and we’re emotionally sunburned from rewatching High School Musical 2. From kitchen labor drama to golf course breakdowns, we unpack the glittery fever dream that confused us all about capitalism, karaoke, and crushes.

& don't even get us started on the tariffs!

Cliques are crumbling, Sharpay’s spiraling, and Troy Bolton shatters the mold with one question: "Did you ever think that maybe I could be both?"

Sing along while we examine the karaoke duet that dismantled an entire high school’s social structure.

Hot, buff, and capable of inciting an all-girl smackdown?

This week, we’re talking John Tucker Must Die—the unholy lovechild of Abercrombie-era hormones and comically misguided feminist revenge.

Kate’s boob cam…testing…testing.

We promised stalkers—and Sweet Bobby: My Catfish Nightmare delivers a whole new frontier of creepy. This man will have you questioning everything. And Bobby's side of the story? Buckle up.

This one’s a doozy.

The year is 2018. You're over the endless parade of catfish getting exposed and dumped, so you greenlight a movie where the catfish actually wins the hot guy. Enter Sierra Burgess Is a Loser—the Netflix rom-com that asked, “What if catfishing was…totally fine?”

In this episode, we break down all the bad decisions, moral confusion, and plot twists that somehow got approved.

Spoiler: it’s a trainwreck, and we have thoughts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s33v0KbshI - Chicks in the Office Podcast with Noah Centineo

It’s 1989 at Westerberg High, and if you wanna fuck with the eagles, you better be ready to blow up the whole damn aviary. This week, we’re talking Heathers—the pitch-black cult classic that made murder fashionable.

Corn nuts, croquet, and a body count you wouldn’t believe—strap in, it’s gonna get very red scrunchie.

TW: This episode contains discussion of teen suicide, violence, eating disorders, and murder—as depicted in Heathers (1989). It’s a dark comedy, but the themes are real. Listener discretion advised.

Tall Girl has the height, but not the depth. This week, we're unpacking how a body-positive narrative lost its footing in clunky dialogue, one-dimensional character arcs, and a tonal identity crisis.

We’re diving into the structure, the character logic (or lack thereof), and the streaming-era trend of surface-level empowerment. And no — we’re still not over it.