Scott and Matt dive into the biggest tech stories of the week, covering Meta's aggressive talent acquisition spree, XAI's massive $10B funding round, Neuralink's breakthrough presentations, and the escalating race to artificial superintelligence. Plus: robot soccer leagues, Dyson's strawberry venture, and why AI nerds are now being traded like professional athletes.

• Meta's billion-dollar talent poaching - Zuckerberg offering 9-figure packages to lure top AI researchers from OpenAI
• Alexander Wang acquisition - Scale AI founder becomes Meta's Chief AI Officer for $12B
• Viral memes - "I used to pray for the day nerds would be traded like athletes"
• OpenAI's response - Leaked Slack messages reveal employee burnout concerns

• $10 billion funding - Half equity, half debt structure
• Star-studded investors - A16Z, Sequoia, Fidelity, BlackRock, Nvidia, AMD, and the Saudis
• Elon's strategy - Building "truth-seeking AI" with vertical integration across his companies
• Smart investor selection - Learning from past PayPal coup experience

• Human bandwidth bottleneck - Average person limited to 1KB/second (8MB/day) through thumbs
• 100x improvement promise - Direct brain-computer interface eliminates typing constraints
• Strategic approach - Starting with disability and disease to navigate privacy concerns
• Vision restoration - Literally curing blindness as next product launch

• Trump's F-word diplomacy - How swearing apparently ended a conflict
• Dyson's strawberry crisis - Vacuum legend pivots to fruit farming
• Posting to product head - How Nikita Bier memed his way to head of product at X
• China's AI glasses war - Xiaomi vs Meta in wearable AI race

• Amazon's million-robot army - Quiet deployment of massive automation infrastructure
• Genesis AI's $100M bet - Becoming the "GPT for robotics" (but maybe don't challenge Nvidia)
• K-Bot home delivery - $9,000 household robots ready for pickup in San Francisco
• Robot soccer betting - New AI football league creates gambling opportunities
• Australia's innovation attempts - First AI robotics accelerator launches

• Campfire's $35M accounting disruption - AI-first tool challenging Oracle NetSuite and Xero
• Microsoft's medical superintelligence - Claiming AI models better than GPs
• Google's education push - Notebook LM integration into classrooms
• Big Tech bundling strategy - Using ecosystem lock-in to crush startups

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"I used to pray for the day nerds would be traded like athletes. That day is finally here and it's effing glorious."

"Your dad kept getting poached back and forth by the top AI labs, and he actually never did any work."

"They've been fighting for so long. They don't know what the f** they're doing. And then it stopped."*

"The average human can only produce 8 megabytes a day of throughput......