Stephen Colbert is out, CBS quietly handed Trump $16 million, and Trisha Paytas’ baby might be Ozzy Osbourne reincarnated. We’re not saying it’s confirmed… but we’re not not saying it.

This week, Mae and Laura dig into the Colbert cancellation theories, the real story behind CBS’s Trump settlement, and South Park’s latest Trump episode. They also unpack Huda Beauty’s full descent into conspiracy content, a dystopian new app that watches your every move, and the wild online reaction to the Blackstone exec shooting.

It’s chaotic, it’s questionable, and it’s exactly what you should expect from the internet right now.

Sydney Sweeney’s new jeans ad might be the most unintentionally (or very intentionally?) eugenics-coded campaign of the year and that’s somehow not even the most cursed brand moment we cover this week. We get into the tea app data breach that exposed women’s personal info, a Coldplay kiss cam scandal that cost a tech CEO his job, a WNBA campaign that sparked a very predictable backlash, and National Grid’s deeply confusing decision to hand out free trees to landless New Yorkers. Let’s doomscroll.

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We’re back on Zoom this week Mae’s was on Cape Cod with her family, Laura’s dealing with hecklers, and Greg the cat just got professionally groomed (and immediately took a revenge dump). We cover everything from prison pregnancy “life hacks” to Lily Allen’s overshare about a thousand-dude sex tape. Meanwhile, Elon Musk’s AI bot Grok spirals into full-on extremism, spouting Nazi propaganda and sexually harassing its own CEO. Plus: a hotel handing out birth control at check-in, and a very unfortunate A24 movie we paid $19.99 to regret. Enjoy.

You can watch the full episode on ⁠YouTube here⁠.

Make sure to check out ⁠Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special ⁠and leave a comment telling her hair looks great.

Follow us on Instagram ⁠@laurasogar⁠ and ⁠@mae_planert⁠ and follow the pod ⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

Liver King challenged Joe Rogan to a fight… now he’s in jail. Dakota Johnson sleeps 14 hours a day and we’re honestly jealous. JoJo Siwa may or may not be gay, and a British man is basically in a relationship with a lie detector, and a new dating app matches you based on your search history. Enjoy!

You can watch the full episode on YouTube here.

Make sure to check out Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special and leave a comment telling her hair looks great.

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Jeff Bezos got married and it was somehow both a $64 million event and deeply tacky. We’re breaking down the foam party, the Friday ceremony (??), and a wedding aisle carpet that screamed “startup office in 2012.” Meanwhile, Katy Perry skipped the wedding, but her ex Orlando Bloom didn’t — and yes, it’s giving drama.

We also get into:

• Gen Z interns and their lack of eye contact

• A Norwegian tourist deported over a JD Vance meme (yes, really)

• A Canadian lunch lady who hired kids to beat up a 4th grader

• Sydney Sweeney’s breakup

• Anna Wintour stepping down from Vogue

• And young people in China paying to pretend they have jobs (it’s giving prestige LARPing)

It’s another unhinged week on The DoomScroll Diaries. Let’s get into it.

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This weekend broke us. Laura got hit with a foam sword at LARPing in Prospect Park, Mae barely survived the NYC heatwave with a baby in tow, and Coney Island? An actual hellscape of broken glass, trash fires, and emotional damage. We recap our chaotic social calendars (why did we say yes to everything?), debate whether mental illness is actually contagious through kissing, and break down Jeff Bezos’ $10M wedding in Venice — private jets, Oprah, and protestors on inflatable crocodiles included.

Plus: a dog lawsuit that made us cry, AI layoffs that made us mad, and a foam arrow to the butt that Laura will never emotionally recover from.

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Make sure to check out Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special and leave a comment telling her she looks amazing.

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The DoomScroll Diaries era has officially begun!! And we’re kicking it off with naked hot tub incident, Mae cosplaying as an escort, and Sabrina Carpenter’s not-so-subtle album cover. This week, we’re diving into all the juicy chaos: Mae gets a free hot tub that immediately backfires (literally), Laura reveals regularly she lies down in the shower “for her mental health” and we spiral over everything from Ozempic runs in Mexico to meeting Reddit girlies IRL. We’re also breaking down TikTok’s “man of the year” trend, guys coverd in pigeons in Washington Square Park (a new career for Laura, perhaps?) and the album cover that has feminist Twitter in flames. It’s personal, unfiltered, and the perfect intro to our new era.
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This week on Risqué Business News, the girls are asking: what the hell is going on??

Elon Musk showed up to the White House with a mysterious black eye, and no, it probably wasn’t from his 5-year-old son, X . Meanwhile, Sydney Sweeney is out here bottling and selling soap made with her used bathwater — and yes, it sold out. And Selena Gomez is once again facing internet backlash, this time for vaping despite having a kidney transplant.

We’re also covering a horrifying cat torture video ring (trigger warning: it’s as dark as it sounds), Iran’s haunted house-style depiction of hell, Meghan Markle pregnancy conspiracies, and a cancelled “human zoo” stunt from the internet’s most unhinged woman, Bonnie Blue.

It’s a week full of chaos, scandal, and questionable hygiene. Tune in.

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