Why does the internet think I’m fat and in need of fame? This week: targeted ads for my midlife crisis, Coldplay’s cheating scandal (but only his name went viral?), and why pronouncing it “lulu-leymo-n” might bankrupt you faster.

I’m not convinced AI will end the world — but I am convinced one hotel shaving kit almost ended me. Plus: improv, judgment, pigeons, and how falling from grace is just bad PR.

From Oasis nostalgia to yelling at yourself for better fitness — this week, The Expat Brat breaks down why the past won’t save you, but pronouns just might

Is the 5AM Club just hustle culture in a hoodie? I dig into the science, the smugness, and why you don’t need sunrise to succeed.

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Salman soliloquizes on the Pakistan and India almost war in May 2025

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Salman soliloquizes on family genes, reevaluating stuff, and other nonsense.

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Salman soliloquizes on the good things: Kiddo starting to speak and making people laugh!

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Salman soliloquizes on the US Elections, Bad Bosses, and his 8th Grade English Teacher.

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