On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out.

Abbey opens up about her horse’s Grand Prix-level skills (and her own canter struggles), while Pete tackles questions on work husbands, toxic relationships, and whether you should follow your dreams, or your deposit.

The duo dish out advice on everything from moving halfway across the world to escape negativity, to whether university is worth the debt.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats.

Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing.

We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart.

From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe.

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In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos.

From navigating grey-area relationships to heated debates about tea-making power plays, and even a shocking hen-do dilemma involving pregnancy and broken friendships.

Plus, the couple explore caravan name games, Scouse slang, and the emotional toll of football stardom on young athletes offering heartfelt advice to fans.

⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe & Intro

⏳ 00:30 – Situationship Dilemma: Is It Love or Fear?

⏳ 04:30 – The Label Debate: Why Are We So Obsessed With It?

⏳ 06:45 – Moving In for Convenience, Not Romance

⏳ 09:00 – Caravan Games and Ridiculous Names

⏳ 11:00 – 'The Shabba' Origin Story

⏳ 15:30 – Dead Eyes

⏳ 17:00 – The Power Play of Tea-Making

⏳ 19:00 – Forgotten Hens & Pregnancy Drama

⏳ 23:00 – Football, Fame & Mental Resilience

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!

From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to battling snoring fits and bonk-blocking kids, the couple break down the highs, lows, and sheer absurdities of travelling as a family.

We hear Abbey’s tips for dodging holiday rip-offs (spoiler: it involves a LOT of washing powder), the stress of hosting endless BBQs abroad, and why some holidays can make or break a relationship.

Plus, Peter shares an emotional message about the respect young referees deserve, while Abbey opens up about her past flying fears (including a wild hijack scare that definitely wasn’t one...).

If you’ve ever struggled with family holidays, travel panic, or packing disasters, this one’s for you.

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy?

From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life.

Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced.

Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss.

⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!

⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem

⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?

⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?

⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos

⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)

⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”

⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase

⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?!

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On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.

Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs!

As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.

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03:10 - Staycations & Baby Grow Blunder

06:14 - Cheekbones & Bedbound Binging

13:12 - The Underwear Argument of the Century

20:25 - Bucket Lists, Communes & Big Dreams

34:02 - Weddings, Weird Guests & Snuggly Voice Icks

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On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig

ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.

Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship.

Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved.

As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.

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00:00 – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails

00:50 – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster

03:00 – The three emojis that sum up their relationship

04:15 – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby

06:45 – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?

10:15 – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret

13:00 – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders

17:45 – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?

22:00 – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy

26:00 – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained

29:45 – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time

32:00 – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-off

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet.

From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo.

Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything from relationships to roids, emotional oversharing to DIY medical emergencies and they don’t hold back. With their signature mix of banter, brutal advice, and real-life chaos, this Agony Abs special proves the UK needs more therapy… and fast.

Have a dilemma you need solving? Submit your Agony Ab to the pod at the link below:

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00:00 – Agony Abs Special.

03:00 – “Listener blew all his money on a first date.

09:18 – Listener’s boyfriends weird habit…

14:01 – Husband asking for a diagnosis.

19:08 – Listener discovers girlfriend's therapist dad knows EVERYTHING.

21:50 – "Do you break up over oversharing?"

31:30 – ‘absolute trash’ listener submissions.

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