🔥 WWE No Mercy 2000 - ATTITUDE ERA CARNAGE RECAP!

Strap in, ya jabronis, because No Mercy 2000 was an all-out chaos buffet served with a side of betrayal, broken bodies, and the Texas Rattlesnake going full GTA: San Andreas in the parking lot. 🍿💥

👊 STONE COLD GOES FULL GRAND THEFT AUTO?!

The night hit DEFCON 3 when Stone Cold Steve Austin came back with a vengeance, gunning (literally) for Rikishi, the man who “did it for The Rock.” But when Austin tried to flatten him with a car like a pancake at an IHOP… SWERVE! 🚔 He crashes straight into a police car! Stone Cold gets cuffed, stuffed, and hauled off by the boys in blue faster than you can say “WHAT?!” — but don’t worry, Austin didn’t go quietly. There was plenty of middle finger energy flying around.

🤼‍♂️ TRIPLE H vs CHRIS BENOIT - SLEDGEHAMMERS & SHADY BUSINESS

The Game faced The Rabid Wolverine in a brutal match that had no chill. And surprise surprise — Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley just happened to be ringside, getting involved like it’s a family reunion at a cage match. With Steph’s distraction and a little extra foul play, Triple H slithered out with the W. Sneaky? Yes. Effective? Oh yeah. 💋🔨

🏆 KURT ANGLE WINS GOLD (AND NOT JUST OLYMPIC

ONES)

In the main event madness, The Rock defended the WWF Championship against Kurt Angle, but this wasn’t just a match — it was a circus of interference. Rikishi tried to “help” The Rock (uhh… bro, maybe get your eyes checked), but accidentally took him out instead! 😬 Kurt swoops in, takes full advantage of the confusion, and BAM! New WWF Champion! Cue awkward celebration with your oddly supportive Olympic dad energy. 🏅🎉

💥 Backstabbing, car crashes, handcuffs, and title changes — No Mercy 2000 was a whole mood. This was the Attitude Era cranked to 11, and it did NOT disappoint.

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