The Infernal Aunties are back, this time with tarot cards in hand and a suspiciously Essex-flavoured gift for predicting the future. Brace yourselves.

First up: someone falls head over heels for their gay best friend. Gorgeous in theory. Absolutely devastating in practice. The Aunties dive in with their finest (and loudest) advice.

Then, it’s time for a glimpse into your unholy futures, with a little help from some very questionable tarot interpretations.

Finally, one listener's fiery dilemma threatens to consume everything and Dane and Daniel, true to form, scream lovingly into the abyss.

Welcome to hell, darlings. Mind the flames, and the fake nails

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The gates of Hell swing open once more, and the Infernal Aunties are ready to cast judgement!

First up: someone went on a date... but with the wrong person. Literally. Not metaphorically. Not emotionally. Just straight-up the wrong human.

Then, it’s time to unpack one of life’s most truest horrors: Happy Meals that ask if you want a toy “for a boy or a girl.” We hate it. Burn it. Salt the earth.

Finally, one of our beloved sinners writes in from abroad with a fiery plea. Dane and Daniel offer some unholy wisdom (and possibly just yell into the abyss).

Welcome to hell, darlings. Mind the flames.

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Welcome to Hell... Katherine Ryan!

Darlings! This week we drag the devil herself into the studio: the queen of sharp tongues and high drama, Katherine Ryan. We chat Lycra lads who think they own the road, and the national crisis that is wet towels.

Plus, Katherine shares tales of a cheating husband (not hers), and the aunties weigh in on just how hellish relationships can really get. It’s messy, it’s righteous, it’s everything you’d expect from two bitter gays and a Canadian icon.

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