Andy and Greg kick off fall with laughter, nostalgia, and a brand-new Roslyn Retreat jingle that turns into an unexpected recording adventure. Greg shares the hilarious story of conquering his fear of singing, stepping into the studio, and discovering the difference between a “jingle” and a “lingle.”

From late-night paranoia catchphrases like “bringing living room,” to tales of million-dollar guitars hidden under farmers’ beds, to softcover porn books disguised as history class reading material—this episode blends music, memory, and mischief in true Suburbs style.

Oh, and yes, we’re taking mailbag questions now—so send yours to thesuburbspodcast@gmail.com.

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From stuffed chicken thighs and cereal-for-dinner debates to Broad Ripple driveways, short-term rental surprises, and HVAC scams — Andy and Greg are back with another laugh-out-loud episode of Welcome to the Suburbs.

In Episode 69, the guys swap stories about managing rentals, neighbor drama, “quick response” QR code revelations, and even how to choose the perfect stripper name. You’ll hear about unexpected guest check-ins, a DIY grocery run gone wrong, and the infamous 44th repair item at the Broad Ripple Suites.

As always, expect a mix of hilarious suburban storytelling, life lessons, and plenty of unexpected detours.

Subscribe, share, and laugh along with us — because life’s too short not to find the humor in the chaos.

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Andy and Greg kick off Season 3, Episode 68 with a chilling dive into the Fox Hollow murders—creepy mannequins, strange obsessions, and suburban horror. From there, things take flight (literally) with owl stories, tree-climbing misadventures, and cliffside panic at Havasupai Falls. Add in some neighborhood oddities, HOA hilarity, and family stories that blur the line between truth and tall tale, and you’ve got another ride through the suburbs that’s equal parts eerie, funny, and all too real.

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In Season 3, Episode 67 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg wade into the deep end of summer with a mix of the bizarre, the spooky, and the hilariously mundane. From a comedy club condo with a bathtub full of spaghetti to neighborhood ghost sightings, no story is too strange.

They unravel the tale of a mysteriously locked door, a little girl apparition, and even a ghostly grandma. The guys also tackle the pressing issue of missing People magazines, postal service adventures, and the curious world of “Gaylords” (the warehouse kind).

Rounding things out are hot takes on Cirque du Soleil, zombie house flipping, and the fine art of scripted spontaneity.

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Andy and Greg are back with another late-night ramble through suburban life—this time tackling everything from questionable sleep aids to nostalgic rock trivia.

Greg recounts his epic sleep study fail, his reluctant romance with a CPAP machine, and the insurance company’s passive-aggressive text reminders.

Andy dives into the hilariously sketchy marketing of the “Pillow Mate” speaker—ideal for listening to cricket matches (because, why not?).

Along the way, they detour into Emerson, Lake & Palmer album art, Sting’s accidental Money for Nothing lawsuit, Robert Palmer’s mysterious career, and why the Indianapolis Museum of Art now hates dogs.

It’s a ride filled with absurdity, nostalgia, and just enough suburban chaos to make you laugh out loud.

Grab your favorite pillow (but keep it away from electrical wiring), settle in, and enjoy another unpredictable trip to The Suburbs.

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Greg and Andy return with a laugh-filled episode that proves no topic is too small—or too outdated—for the suburbs.

From banks that don’t carry cash to fax machines that cost $6, the guys dig into the absurdities of modern (and not-so-modern) life.

Greg shares a “Tiny Town” update about his sister’s attempt to subdivide a lake house master bedroom, leading to a hilarious comparison to Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge debacle.

Along the way, we meet Bob’s Bank, discover why Red Mesa won’t stop texting, and revisit Andy’s traumatic ice skating history. It’s fast, funny, and oddly informative—just how you like it.

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It’s officially summertime, and Andy and Greg are back with another episode of Welcome to the Suburbs—where laughter comes with legal disclaimers. Greg breaks the news about Ripple Avenue Suites’ shady former tenants (spoiler: the Asian Flower Spa lives on… in spirit and search results). And no, it wasn’t about massage—unless you were interested in a “happy ending.”

From sweepstakes winnings to glitter drywall, mouse drama at the lake house, and whether gym class was actually “PE,” the guys navigate their usual chaos with an extra side of booty dust.

Also in this episode:

• Cashier’s checks for life
• Legal advice from a practitioner who appears to be legit
• Strangers knocking at the wrong spa door
• The ethics of rodent removal
• A deep dive into chicken neglect at the Indy 500

Subscribe, laugh, and maybe check your address on Google Maps—just in case.

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What do a fourth-grade ceramic mug, Fifth Third Bank’s ridiculous math, and a suspicious $9.82 million inheritance letter have in common? Absolutely everything in this week’s episode of Welcome to the Suburbs.

Andy reads a letter from a “legal practitioner” offering him millions from a mysterious overseas relative. Greg makes a banker cry. Together they explore the emotional baggage of sentimental keepsakes, estate planning gone sideways, and why cinnamon shouldn’t smell like dust.

Also in this episode:

• The art of letting go (of spice racks)
• That awkward moment your bank greeter breaks down in tears
• Slayer’s greatest hits… and greatest tits?
• Why Roombas should never take your fast food order

Tune in for laughs, life, and legal scams.

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