Dan discovers empathy, Clara discovers The Rizzler, and the real question is whether cricket is woke or posh.

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Dan speaks Minionese ,Clara doesn't understand WinWiz, and the duo place themselves on the KP-Strauss spectrum.

Dan fights the posh allegations, Clara carries too much shame to buy Hula-Hoops, and people need to stop being stupid and getting better at betting.

Dan loves the Human Torch, Clara uses her enthusiastic voice, and there is great disagreement over the correct pronunciation of Abu Dhabi.

Dan gets performative, Clara can't move her face, and OH NO! I spilt matcha on my copy of The Bell Jar!

Dan has a triceratops chicken burger, Clara makes a coke float in the Lord's dining room, and and they very nearly, almost, kind of answer an actual question.

Dan is too woke for cover drives, Clara is underwater, and The Ashes might be less scary than Love Island. The gruesome twosome tackle geographical distance and (Clara's) terrible equipment to chat about some very rattled cricket.