David and Fay take a deep breath and sample the delights of a candle that professes to smell like vagina, shred meat with a claw and try out a pet mitten on Barry the dog. With a neck massager thrown in and revved up to full speed.

David and Fay let their wind blow free in the knowledge that they are wearing 'Shreddies', the carbon fart pants you never knew you needed. Fay takes the temperature of David’s testicles and David discovers his favourite new aftershave; ‘Eau d’bacon’.

Fay debobbles her cardigan - as well as David’s neck hair. There’s a snoring competition between David, Fay’s husband and Barry the dog. With a light shone on night time bladder control and, love it or hate it, a yeast-based snack that may or may not smell of bum.

David and Fay sniff some snuff and suck some spots. Then with high expectations of a life changing product, they try out a frying pan that claims to be magic.

David wants to get fit but won’t leave his chair. Fay sings in the supermarket, while David has a shower, and they both think the cleaning product they are reviewing might actually be bubble gum. 

An episode that forces Fay and David to face their greatest fear: nature. There is a safari at the end of the garden, a wellington boot that David uses as therapy and a shocking revelation that when it comes to blowing, Fay prefers to suck.

Wagyu steak is on the menu in this five-star episode. David discovers his need to be loved by a phone device, while Fay tapes her husband’s mouth up and finally gets a good night’s sleep.

David and Fay try to get drunk on a low-alcohol Kefir drink that really should be used to help with their gut problems. They drink from a bottle that plays mind games while David tries to impress Fay with his snazzy new Electric bike. Perhaps he should have bought a Range Rover?