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Big Dumb Eyes

Stories from a Simpler Mind

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AN INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER
AN INSTANT USA TODAY AND INDIE BESTSELLER

From one of the hottest stand-up comedians, Nate Bargatze brings his everyman comedy to the page in this hilarious collection of personal stories, opinions, and confessions.

Nate Bargatze used to be a genius. That is, until the summer after seventh grade when he slipped, fell off a cliff, hit his head on a rock, and “my skull got, like, dented or something.” Before this accident, he dreamed of being “an electric engineer, or a doctor that does brain stuff, or a math teacher who teaches the hardest math on earth.” Afterwards, all he could do was stand-up comedy.* But the “brain stuff” industry’s loss is everyone else’s gain because Nate went on to become one of today’s top-grossing comedians, breaking both attendance and streaming records.

​In his highly anticipated first book, Nate talks about life as a non-genius. From stories about his first car (named Old Blue, a clunky Mazda with a tennis ball stick shift) and his travels as a Southerner (Northerners like to ask if he believes in dinosaurs), to tales of his first apartment where he was almost devoured by rats and his many debates with his wife over his chores, his diet, and even his definition of “shopping.” He also reflects on such heady topics as his irrational passion for Vandy football and the mysterious origins of sushi (how can a California roll come from old-time Japan?).

BIG DUMB EYES is full of heart. It will make readers laugh out loud and nod in recognition, but it probably won’t make them think too much.

*Nate’s family disputes this entire story.

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What the critics say

PRAISE FOR NATE BARGATZE

“One of the hottest acts in comedy.”—The Atlantic
“One of the top up-and-coming comics.”—Jim Gaffigan to Esquire
“Bargatze has been a comic for 20 years, and created a style uniquely his own by recognizing the humor in small things. But it also nails just about everyone else, too.”—Variety
“[I]n an era where most comedians and late-night talk show hosts serve up incisive, polarizing takes on the issues of the day, Bargatze stands out for sticking to what he does know: chain restaurants, parenting, marriage, weird animal encounters, the South, and the absurdity of human interaction. What’s more, he works clean, and without a trace of mean-spiritedness in his material.”—Vanity Fair
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What an entertaining listen! Loved it and laughed
a lot! Thank you! So well done.

Touching authentic and hilarious!

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loved this. Nate rocks. Can't get enough of him. laughing out loud throughout the audio

flat affect comedy, hilarious stuff

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Amazing and so worth listening to his tone and voice as opposed to reading the book.

Laughter

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Great fun. Loved Nate reading his own book in his style. Wish he would have included more on his career.

A fun listen

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Big Dumb Eyes broke the mold of audiobooks in a refreshing and enjoyable way. Excellent storytelling, relatable, and funny.

Broke the mold

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