Listen free for 30 days

Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo + applicable taxes after 30 days. Cancel anytime.
Haywire cover art

Haywire

Written by: Craig Brown
Narrated by: Craig Brown, Peter Serafinowicz, Jan Ravens, Kieran Hodgson
Try for $0.00

$14.95 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy Now for $33.96

Buy Now for $33.96

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Tax where applicable.

Publisher's Summary

From the bestselling and award-winning author of Ma'am Darling and One Two Three Four, a selection of Craig Brown's finest writing collected together for the first time.

Haywire presents a survival guide to the 21st century.

The acclaimed biographer of Princess Margaret and The Beatles considers such diverse topics as gloves, outer space, the Marx Brothers, Richard Dawkins, Hitler’s hair, John Stonehouse, Katie Price, tongue-twisters, Bruce Springsteen, Harry and Meghan, Stanley Spencer, Brian Epstein, Downton Abbey, Sigmund Freud and Karl Lagerfeld’s cat.

With the full battery of the humourist's armoury – clerihews, tongue twisters, whimsy, parody, farce, satire, social observation, nonsense – Brown skewers the fads and delusions of the contemporary world.

©2022 Craig Brown (P)2022 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

What the critics say

"The most screamingly funny living writer." (Barry Humphries, Mail on Sunday)

"The greatest satirist since Max Beerbohm." (Elaine Showalter Guardian)

"Craig Brown's humour will outlive his victims. His journalism is one of the few compensations for being British now." (David Sexton, Sunday Telegraph)

What listeners say about Haywire

Average Customer Ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.