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I Farted in Your Stocking

Written by: Dr. Gross Facts
Narrated by: Ted Gitzke
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Oh snap, you just got a fart in your stocking. Whoever gave it to you is pretty awesome. Now take some time to learn some fart facts, like the speed of farts, who farts more - men or women, fart entertainers, yoga poses for passing gas, and other fun fart facts for someone's Christmas stocking. Oh yeah, you just farted on their stocking.

©2015 John Thomas Mattison (P)2015 John Thomas Mattison

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