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If I Were You

Written by: L. Ron Hubbard
Narrated by: Nancy Cartwright
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Publisher's Summary

Does size matter? Is bigger better? That’s no small question to Tom Little - the circus midget with giant dreams.

Tom may be king of the midgets, but he’s got far grander ambitions - to become the muscleman at the top, the ringmaster. Now, drawing on some dark ancient secrets and mystic texts, he’s about to get his wish....

Assuming another man’s identity, Tom discovers he must also take on his sins, debts, and enemies. He may be living large - but now there are those who want to make him pay for the big man’s sins.

Also includes “The Last Drop”, an astounding tale of a New York bartender who mixes some very magical drinks - to amazing effect.

The circus is coming to town, as the audio version of If I Were You puts you in the center ring of the magic, mystery, and madness.

“Wonderfully entertaining...excellent audio quality, talented performers, great sound effects.” (School Library Journal)

©2008 Galaxy Press

What the critics say

"The fascinating thing to me is that L. Ron Hubbard's fantasy stories, first published 50 and 60 years ago, are not dated in style, content or language. They are as fresh and interesting for times right now as they were when he conceived them." (Anne McCaffrey)

“Unexpected twists...keep you guessing as to what will happen next.” (SFsite.com)

"A master of the fast-action short story." (Robert A. Heinlein)

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