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Keep Calm, B*tch!
- Boost Your Self-Esteem & Stop Shaming Yourself-Diet Positivity Guide (Keep Calm B*tch Life Lessons)
- Narrated by: Denai Carrillo
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A funny guide to staying happy while dieting. Keep Calm, B*tch! is a hilarious and uplifting guide to staying positive while on a diet. This audiobook is packed with funny anecdotes and motivational tips. Whether you're a seasoned dieter or just starting out, this guide is sure to keep you laughing and motivated every step of the way. So why wait? Download Keep Calm, B*tch! today and start your journey to a healthier, happier you!
- Why Dieting Doesn't Have to Be a Downer
- Embracing the "B*tch" Mentality: Adding a Dash of Humor
- The Dieting Rollercoaster: Laughing Through the Ups and Downs
- Finding the Funny: Humorous Quotes and Memes to Keep You Going
- Dieting with Friends: The Joy of Supportive and Sarcastic Buddies
- Lightening the Mood: Incorporating Laughter into your Dieting Routine
- Breaking the Rules: Guilty Pleasures and Cheat Days (with a Twist)
- Funny Food Substitutions: Turning Healthy Eating into a Comedy Show
- The Art of Portion Control: Serving Size Shenanigans
- The "Hangry" Chronicles: Laughing at Your Food Cravings
- Exercise Excuses: Finding Humor in Workout Struggles
- The Mirror Mirror Game: Comical Reflections on Body Image
- Mind Over Matter: Hilarious Ways to Stay Motivated
- Meal Prep Madness: Tackling Kitchen Disasters with a Smile
- Dining Out Dilemmas: How to Laugh Your Way Through Temptation
- Sneaky Snack Attacks: Ingenious Tricks to Keep You on Track
- The Dieting Fashion Show: Embracing Your Changing Wardrobe
- Kitchen Comedy: Fun with Food Prep and Cooking Mishaps
- Dieting Diaries: Writing Your Way to Weight Loss (with a Twist)
- The Sweet Tooth Saga: Finding Humor in Sugar Cravings
- The Art of Food Selfies: Creating Deliciously Funny Moments
- Dieting on a Budget: Laughing Through Thrifty Choices
- Food Fails: Sharing Hilarious Tales of Kitchen Catastrophes
- Breaking the Plateau: Fun Ways to Bust Through Weight Loss Plateaus
- Exercise Enthusiasm: Discovering the Funny Side of Fitness
- Self-Care and Pampering: Laughing Your Way to a Healthier You
- Comical Cooking Classes: A Taste of Laughter with Healthy Recipes
- The Funny Side of Temptation: How to Resist Food Temptations with a Smile
- Cravings Confessions: Sharing Funny Stories of Food Obsessions
- Grocery Shopping Giggles: Finding Humor in the Aisles
- Stress Busters: Laughing Your Way to a Calmer Mind and Waistline
- Fitness Fun: Hilarious Workout Videos and Routines
- Dieting Dares: Challenging Yourself with Funny Goals
- Social Media Shenanigans: Using Platforms to Share Laughter and Inspiration
- A Family Affair: How to Include Humor in Family Meals and Activities
- Traveling with a Twist: Finding the Funny in Dieting on the Go
- The Laughing Weigh-In: Making Scale Time a Comical Event
- Body Positivity: Embracing Yourself with Laughter and Love
- The "Oops, I Did It Again" Moments: Sharing Funny Relapses
- The Power of Laughter: How Humor Boosts Weight Loss Success
- Laughter Therapy: Incorporating Funny Techniques into Your Routine
- Spreading the Laughter: Inspiring Others on Their Dieting Journey
©2023 Charmaine Clark (P)2023 Charmaine Clark