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Monster Masseur
- A Cozy Slice of Life Tale of Harem Romance and Isekai Fantasy
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Trevor Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Publisher's Summary
His only wish is to bring comfort to all, but others only recognize him for the pain his healing hands once caused.
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To reach his potential, he'll have to come to grips with the secrets of this mysterious world and the way its magic system functions. Can he find peace in the borderlands? Can he turn his Mastery of the Threads of Power into a fulfilling career as a masseur to the denizens of this fantasy world? And last, but certainly not least, how will he manage his increasingly complex relationships?
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- Josh Pike
- 2023-06-07
Bad performance
Good story, solid writing, but oh my god, one of the most important characters has the most cringe-worthy voice in history. it's horrific. practically ruins the book, honestly.
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