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So...Now What?

Written by: David Partelow
Narrated by: Robin Howatt Shrock
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Publisher's Summary

The Comedy of Horrors returns. 

So…what now, you ask? Well it’s time for some unmentionables to hit the fan, that’s for sure. 

Somehow, Brandon Andrew Morgan survived the Omega Vaccine and the total collapse of society that followed it. And yes, he’s just as surprised about it as you are. But while his brother is off to unknown adventures, Brandon has decided to stick around, make a life for himself, and care for his best buds as they transition to their new lives as vampires. 

Along with Josh and Sarah, the trio have embraced their new existence, progressing to a calmer, semi-normal sort of life. Just when things are looking up, our lovable goober finds himself again in a pickle. A drunken mishap wrought by his pals changes Brandon’s life forever. In an instant, Brandon is sharing in Josh and Sarah’s fate as a proverbial bloodsucker. It’s everything he never wanted and more. Brandon realizes that to live, he is now dependent on drinking the thing he fears most in life, and for him that’s a bloody problem. So now Brandon is a vampire and he’s discovering that being at the top of the food chain isn't all that it’s cracked up to be. Living forever seems highly overrated. Wannabe Slayers want his head on a pole. And now he must try and convince the girl of his dreams he’s one of the good guys before she kills him herself. 

Could things get any worse? You betcha. Let's just say that through all the commotion, a sleeping Goddess has awakened, and she is none too happy about mankind's recent exploits. Her prognosis for humanity is simple: Eradicate every damn one of them with extreme prejudice and a side of repressed rage. 

Now buckle your seat belts and hold on to your hats, 'cause things for Brandon and his friends are about to get much, much weirder.

©2020 David Partelow (P)2022 David Partelow

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