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The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians

Written by: Andersen Prunty
Narrated by: Andersen Prunty
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Publisher's Summary

A pocket guide to the 23 most painful things in life, written by the most well-adjusted man in the universe.

Does it make you sad to be alive?

Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong.

My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later.

©2011 Andersen Prunty (P)2013 Andersen Prunty

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