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The Kiss Quotient
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Carly Robins
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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A cosmopolitan title to get excited about in 2018!
Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases - a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with as well as way less experience in the dating department than the average 30-year-old. It doesn't help that she has Asperger's and that French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. She decides that she needs lots of practice - with a professional - which is why she hires escort Michael Phan.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-08-16
Steamy
Very descriptive, felt like I was in the story. Narrator did a great job with the different characters.
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- Hannah
- 2020-07-15
love love love
I'm usually pretty picky with single narration romance novels, but this narrator did an amazing job of conveying both the male and female characters with distinct voices, and character traits. I listen to this entire book in 2 days. It was intoxicatingly sweet, exceptionally sexy, and so much fun. I squealed a few times and gasped out loud more than once.
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- lovetoreadmom
- 2020-03-04
interesting story
it was well read. hard to stop listening. cute description of emotions or events.
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-10-22
my first romance novel as a guy -- loved it
this was my first romance novel ive read -- im a guy in his 30s. i was so entertained and got a lot out of it. Audiobooks are a great format for this genre
it starts to get really good at chapter 15.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-07-08
Fantastic first Romance book!
I listened to this based on the 10/10 review Elyse Myers gave it, she praised it so much that I gave it a shot, and I'm glad I did! This book has fantastic nero-divergent representation, and is perfect in pacing and spice level.
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- Nona
- 2023-02-03
Loved it!
The narration was chosen well to convey the rigidity of the one character. Lots of character development and spice level was perfect. Definitely recommend.
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- Sara
- 2023-02-27
A win for neurodivergent women!
Loved having an ND protagonist who was well portrayed and multi-faceted. I wept during the first half of the book listening to this woman have her companion respect her boundaries, show patience and compassion, never patronize, and overall just be a stellar man. And more, he doesn’t ask her to change/mask/integrate. She it completely accepted as-is. Desirable, sexy, wanted…stims and all.
It’s also really well narrated. Kudos to the actors who never enter caricatures. A refreshing addition to the genre.
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- Katherine G. Allan
- 2020-01-02
A Modern Love Story
A quick read. Great narrator, makes each character sound distinct. Sympathetic characters you cheer for.
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- J Sums
- 2020-01-07
A pleasant surprise
I loved it, it was an interesting book. Not what I usually listen to, it is actually quite a seductive book. The narrator really made the book come to life, lol.
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- David Edmundson
- 2023-11-08
When looking for lewd book as a neurodivergent
This book was amazing. I didn't want it to end. The ending was a little cliché, and a bit of a struggle (just communicate already!) it was only a bit of a struggle but not painful. But a great start of audio books for me. Highly recommend for those looking for a dirty/hot book with a story!
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