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The Shark-Infested Custard

Written by: Charles Willeford
Narrated by: Mike Carnes, Dan Bitner, Josh Goodman, Kris Koscheski
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From the master of Miami noir comes this tale of four regular guys living in a singles apartment building who experience firsthand that there's more than one type of heat in Miami.

Larry Dolman is a rather literal-minded ex-cop who now works private security. Eddie Miller is an airline pilot who's studying to get his real estate license. Don Luchessi is a silver salesman who's separated from his wife, but too Catholic to get a divorce. Hank Norton is a drug company rep who gets four times as many dames as any of the other guys. They are all regular guys who like to drink, play cards, meet broads, and shoot a little pool. But when a friendly bet goes horribly awry, they find themselves with two dead bodies on their hands and a homicidal husband in the wings - and acting more like hardened criminals than upstanding citizens.
©1993 Betsy Willeford (P)2020 Audible, Inc.
Hard-Boiled Noir
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Don’t waste your time

I listened to this because I’m a fan of the narrator Dan Bitner. As usual he delivered his part of the story with aplomb, but some of the others read as if it were a technical manual. Also story was absurd and stupid with plots and twists that were left unresolved, a tale of four friends who seemed to be reactionless to murders like they were just piddley things that happens in everyday life..

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