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  • Valkyrie Bestiary Series, Book 1
  • Written by: Kim McDougall
  • Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
  • Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
  • 4.0 out of 5 stars (10 ratings)

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Three Half Goats Gruff & Dragons Don’t Eat Meat

Written by: Kim McDougall
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
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Publisher's Summary

Kim McDougall presents the prequel and first book in her Valkyrie Bestiary series:

Three Half Goats Gruff: Who is the mysterious captain of the Guardians? Kyra Greene, pest controller of fantastic beasts, takes on a rock troll and meets the man who will haunt her dreams for the next 321 nights.

Come sing around the campfire with satyrs, and discover how Kyra found one little lost cephalopod who will win your heart.

Dragons Don't Eat Meat: Someone is killing dragons. And the killings point to a civil war brewing among the fae. When Kyra Greene finds an abandoned baby dragon, she doesn't want to bring him home. But until she can hunt down his thunder and stop the dragon killers, she's on babysitting duty.

Along with a quirky cast of misfits and unruly critters, Kyra leaves the safety of Montreal Ward and travels through the dangerous Inbetween - the land beyond the protected city states, where magic is the only rule of law. Can she reunite the lost dragon with his thunder and stop a new and sinister force from invading their home?
©2020 Kim McDougall (P)2021 Tantor
Epic Dragons & Mythical Creatures Fantasy
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Great read!

This book is one of the more entertaining reads I’ve listened to in a while I can’t wait for book 2 to come to audible!

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fun and exciting

This is a great story. Full of wit and sarcastic remarks. All rolled into an adventure, topped off with battle.

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So Slow.

I am just not into this one. Its so slow. I could just not get into this one. It was not for me. Would not recommend.

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