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How Not To F*ck Up Your Marriage Too Bad

Written by: Stephen Marche
Narrated by: Stephen Marche
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Episodes
  • Ep. 1: Should We Even Get Married?
    Jun 11 2020

    Weddings are stupidly expensive and seem pointless in an era of common law marriage and no-fault divorce. A top divorce attorney along with a survivor of disastrous wedding explain why they would choose to get married anyway.

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    35 mins
  • Ep. 2: How Do You Pick?
    Jun 11 2020

    Who you marry is the most important decision you will make in your life. We look at the various new ways of finding a mate, from an old-fashioned yenta to a NASA scientist who has worked out an algorithm that determines when you should settle.

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    34 mins
  • Ep. 3: Should We Schedule Sex?
    Jun 11 2020

    The essence of marriage is regulated passion. How do you balance sexual desire with the strictures of administration and domestic life? How much sex are other couples having? How much sex should you be having to keep your marriage strong?

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    40 mins

Behind the Scenes with the Creator, Stephen Marche

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About the Creator

Stephen Marche is an award-winning columnist and novelist who has written for The Atlantic, The New York Times, The New Yorker, Esquire and many other publications. He hosted the best-selling audio series How Not To F**k Up Your Kids Too Bad, of which How Not to F**k Up Your Marriage is a sequel. He lives in Toronto, semi-successfully, with his wife and two children.

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It saved my relationship!!!!!!!

This book came to my email on a day that I was fighting with my boyfriend, like we do all the time!!! I wanted to stop this. I love him and he does love me too, so I prayed for wisdom and this came to me.

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Would recommend

Poignant and useful, with good advice and beautiful story telling. I would recommend it to anyone, whether they're in a relationship or not.

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Wow!

I need to be very clear that I NEVER wrote online reviews... this series is awesome!

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Fantastic listen

I finished listening to this in day and a half. Loved the author’s voice and all the different guests with their insights and advice. 5 stars all the way

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good

good one.Had a very different experience on listening to the audiobook.overall i enjoyed the audiobook

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good

I think the story was good I really like this I really love it thanks

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Great Book, Great Stories

Definately resonates with today's World.
Great advise for thise who are unsure and need more guidance.
Loved it and will definately listen to it again.

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Great info, terrible narration

I genuinely enjoyed the information provided. However, I have to admit my brain will challenge itself to remember the information provided over the narrator’s infuriating upward inflections at the end of nearly every sentence. Also the first few episodes are fluffy and weak.

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Gives you perspective

Loved this. I'm not married, but I thoroughly enjoyed the pod; made me reflect on past relationships and what I want for my future relationships.

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Wish it comes in different languages

Insightful!

Only wish it comes in different languages so i can share with more people.

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