Grab ya spoons, it's time to dig into this week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the proper way to soak your potatoes for that 4th of July fav, pasta salad. MJ's bein' Mr. America and visitin' the big ole' green lady on the sea for the 4th after years of puttin' it on a bucket list. We all learn the valuable lesson to leave ya knives at home when visitin' the towers memorial. Orlando Bloom's goin' through his 'teenager who just discovered philosophy' phase while in splitsville from Katy Perry. One of the people on 'Love Island' is actively ghosting another cast member and that's insanely awkward. Jackie has many, many feelings regarding the villa on 'Love Island', and MJ is here to give the space Jackie needs. The reunion for 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' was E M O T I O N A L. MJ highly recommends 'My Mom Jayne' if you're wantin' to bawl. Travis Kelce is join' Lea Michele in the anti-Book IT club, Vinny ain't the Vinny we remember, AND SO MUCH MORE!

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Everyone's favorite Not Like The Other Nerds-Nerd, Jake Young, is back again to delve into the HAWT GOSS' of the sunsetting of global capitalism a la very tacky, very out of touch Bezos Billionaire wedding. Clip art butterflies included.

WW3 might be around the corner, but SHUT UP IT'S FASHION TIME! Guests at the wedding once more reminding everyone that 'Money Can't Buy Ya' ClAsSsSSsSSSS (elegance is earned)'

The invitations? Tacky. The outfits? Tacky. The guest list? Tacky. But Orlando Bloom was there provin' he don't walk the talk (but he was takin' walks with Sydney Sweeney between her dancin' with Tom Brady!!), and Katy Perry wasn't, AND THEY'VE OFFICIALLY SPLIT! Which has Jackie and MJ feelin' a bit bad as her life unfolds around her. HOPE YA DID YA HOMEWORK! We're talkin' 'bout them red baggers on Trainwreck: Poop Cruise. Then it's time for everyone to be let down and reminded what reality tv REALLY IS, as the newest Golden Bachelor proves it might not be 'all men', but FUCK the ones that are! Then we've got 'Celebrity Controversies That Vanished From Public Memory, But These Fans Are STILL WEIRDLY FIXATED ON THEM!', Blindz, Jackie's Snackies Starts at 1:13:38.721 and ends at 1:25:52.811!!!

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This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the wonderful world of Gaggleville welcoming a baby goose, Jackie gives her blessing uponst the Impossible Hot Dog, and MJ talks about the NYC Mayoral election results, including a certain loosing candidate chuppin' a dawg! MJ begins warmin' up to (cold) mayo, Jackie reveals her "Jackie Dog" once again, and lets MJ know how much she's having to hold back on purchasing choir merch. Jackie's rollin' in the deep with 'Love Island' and there's no goin' back and that's not even MENTIONING all the drama bleedin' into the socials of the contestants, and then some more choir chat, including some Susan chat, as well as a very awkward encounter featuring a mom trying to play matchmaker. Jackie and MJ chat about the perk of losing weirdos interests with age, SECRET BAD KID TALK, MJ started the new season of 'The Bear' and agrees with the online chatter, HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT FOR NEXT SECOND HELPINGS; watch Trainwreck: Poop Cruise!, AND MORE!!!

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