BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) visits a unnamed multiverse that we cannot name because it was cancelled for being ‘uniphobic’ – phobic of everything in the universe that one can be phobic about. If we mention the name of this cancelled universe we will be cancelled across every platform of the multiverse.

BOMT begins the episode by asking a question, the answer to which being the key to accomplishing anything in this universe: “Who do I have to fuck to get anything done around here?” BOMT will reveal the name of the man you have to fuck to get anything done and if you have to give assplay as well.

BOMT introduces three notoriously politically incorrect comedians, their strategies for not being cancelled, and whether or not their balls can be reattached.

BOMT’s answer to painful swollen roids is the new Haemmeroff inflatable underpants.

While on the subject of colossal pains in the ass - everyone’s least favourite Tiktok influencer, The Prat Prankster, is back influencing the public to beat the shit out him for his obnoxious pranks.

Sammy The Toothpick returns with another condensed classic as he tackles condensing ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’, leaving the king without clothes and exposing his tiny dinky in a mere ten seconds.

In this week’s episode of ‘The Unknown Hitler’, we examine Hitler’s obsession with young German boys in lederhosen and his infamous “Just look at Göring wearing those lederhosen, wear those lederhosen you hot German Nazi bitch general!” speech that defined WW2.

We end the episode with a warning to those movie spoilers who do not responsibly use spoiler alerts (especially you Eleanor) with the tragic Psycho spoiler incident of 1960.

BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) scrubs its private parts with industrial cleaner after it visits the universe “Fukhorse”, where humans love animals… just a little too much. Let’s not delve into this further… we’ll just say they love animals a little too much.

BOMT begins the episode by examining why you may love animals a bit too much with the question, “Do you have low sexual self-esteem?” If you are on your knees giving head to a well-hung sewer rat of no fixed abode – this question has already been answered.

BOMT brings you the latest breakthrough in medicine: The Spine Removal Institute. Cure backache by simply removing your spine, a treatment not available to politicians and certain other groups born without one.

In ‘Live Like An Animal’– our resident Instagram naturist learns from the animals and is careful not to lift his leg and pee on our camera equipment.

Finally, a frustrated and horny Disney animator prepares for a rodent gang bang with Mini Mouse.

BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) poots and farts four degrees left to dimension “Arse 4”, one whole degree and one less whiff from dimension Arse 3. It is a dimension which embraces an arse-centric view of the ‘hole’ universe.

BOMT begins with a profound moment of introspection and asks you, “Are you a pretentious twat?” If you are, you can reply ‘jes’ or ‘ne; since a REAL pretentious twats reply in Esperanto.

BOMT introduces us to ‘The Carnivore Naturalist’ as he only dines from fresh living animals. Witness him eat an elephant’s arse (not in a sexual way – but in a nutritious one).

BOMT uses the revolutionary ‘Sound Behind technology’ to peek at the sound behind the important events that shaped history. This week we look at the logistics of changing a nappy (in the UK) or diaper (in America) of a US president.

Death is no reason to lie around and be bored out of your decomposing mind when you bring your deceased beloved to Corpseland to have the time of their deaths.

Finally, can you remain aloof and business like when a man, even if he is a professional, sticks his finger in up your arse? This is answered in the touching romance “Me And My Proctologist”

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