The Battery-operated Magic Toupee landed on a planet of hope coincidentally named “Planet Hope”.

Everyone hoped. Women hoped for the day their breasts would get bigger, men hoped that one day their penises would grow beyond microscopic or least beyond mini.

No one actually worked since everyone worked hard at hoping.

People hoped that somehow money would magically befall them. On a planet that boasted a 100% take up of in its national lottery, every resident of this notoriously piss-pour planet played the lottery in hopes of winning the jackpot.

People died young since there weren’t doctors… patients and the soon to be dead hoped their illnesses would just get better.

When The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee landed on Planet Hope, there was no-one to greet them. Everyone was at the many flourishing churches praying for a miracle (which must have occurred since there were still a few people alive on this pathetic planet).

The galactic council recently renamed this planet: “Nota Hope In-Hell” as the producers of this podcast hoped that the show would get better.

Halloween – the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee wanted to personally transverse the multiverse and wish every individual in existence, both past, present, and future and those existing in higher planes of existence a Happy Halloween.

It intended to create a display of Halloween cheer using over three trillion holographic generators linked to one another with spectacular super-mega AI generated images of the classic monsters: The Frankenstein Monster, Dracula, The Mummy and the Wolfman all participating in an orgy of obscene and unthinkable horror. It would generate this terrifying obscenity in ultra-mega-super 50K images across the skies of all the planets in all the known galaxies, thus creating the most spectacular Halloween display in the history of the universe.

As the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee was about accomplish this extraordinary feat, it said to itself: “F#ck ‘em! No-one in the universe is listening my podcast so they can all shove Halloween up their black hole.

Important note: ‘Black Hole’ is not meant as an inappropriate racial remark… we mean black holes as in the collapse of massive stars that planets revolve about. It is these kinds of misunderstandings that has The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee be hated and cancelled across the multiverse.

If you all behave yourselves and listen the podcast, the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee MIGHT do this next year.

Happy Halloween.

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We get it — not everyone can handle what we say out loud. That’s why we give you two versions: a censored version on YouTube and Spotify, perfect for your “safe-for-work” moments, and an uncensored VIP experience on ⁠Patreon⁠ — because some jokes are just too real for the algorithm.

Each episode dives into everyday adult experiences, turning them into raw, relatable comedy that makes you laugh, gasp, and whisper, “Did they really just say that?” Whether it’s relationships, work struggles, or the weird little things nobody talks about — we say it all.

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To celebrate Halloween, BOMT visited Planet Vampire, a dead world with no life.

One theory behind this dead planet is that it was a planet of Vampires which only had vampires and no people. All the vampires did was attack and drink the blood of fellow vampires while defending themselves from other vampires by driving stakes through other vampires hearts.

That was it – drinking blood from one another and staking one another and it is rumoured that this carried on till the last vampire standing.

One fact that many overlook is Planet Vampire is surrounded by three suns and has 36 hours a day sunlight and zero hours night. Since vampires cannot exist during the day, there could never had been a planet inhabited by vampires.

The truth of planet Vampire is that the original name was “Planetis Vampireis” which means, in the dead tongue ofthe ancient civilization of “Wankatoope, “Dead shithole of a planet that no one live on because it is a shithole of a planet.”

The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee - the Podcast wanted to wish listeners a Happy Halloween in the tongue of thenative vampires of Planet Vampires but, since there wasn’t actually a vampire civilization and, therefore, a vampire language… we will instead wish you Happy Halloween in the language of neighbouring planet “Planet Confronted Arsehole: “Screw you and shove your Halloween up your $%^&*.”

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In this episode The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee landed on planet A PLANET, a desperate planet where they just ran out of ideas and A PLANET was the best name they could come up with for their planet.

A PLANET was once the hive of wit and creativity in the galaxy, the centre of sophistication - now it reuses the same tire shite over and over.

The last original joke on the planet was written over 400 years ago and was repeated for the 400,000 time on the Funny Laughter Show – the latest comedy with a title that the greatest comedy minds on A Planet brainstormed for weeks.

Creativity and art have died such to the extent that the writers of this episode could only end this synopsis with “… And the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee left and went elsewhere. “This was the best ending they could come up with.

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The battery-operated magic toupee landed on the planet Switcheroo, A planet where no one was happy or satisfied with the way they were and identified with things they weren’t.

No-one knew where they were going as south transitioned north and north transitioned east. Rich people identified as the common man while the working man transitioned to be rich. Women switched to men, Men swapped to women, dogs were cats and cats were dogs, hamsters transitioned to elephants and confused pachyderms painfully transitioned to hamsters and politicians stopped lying.

After vegetarians became meat eaters, minimalists crowded their houses with more crap than they could want and pacifists went on violent streaks of beating the shit out of people.

The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee transitioned to something normal and the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee – the podcast transitioned to a tasteful classy entertainment for the family.

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In this episode BOMT landed on the Dickofa Barnyard’s sister planet: Animatude – a world of animals with too much attitude… lets be blunt and not mince words: the animals are RIGHT assholes! TOO MUCH F-CKING ATTITUDE!

These are not the cute innocent creatures of Earth!

Cats covertly jump on you and say, “Admire me bitch! I want you to fucking worship me and tell me how great I look. I'm now going to arch my back, raise my tail, and show you my one eye and don't even pretend to be uncomfortable or disgusted while I do it. Just admire my arse!”

It's a planet where dogs deliberately crap everywhere they choose and command “Pick it up human slave” or they bury it in the sand and laugh their doggie tits off while you step in it.

Birds wait in the trees, scouting their targets, and saying “C’mon you bald headed fuck. When you step out of the house, I'm gonna fly over and give you a white crusty right in the middle of the shiny spot. And don’t even try covering up the target with a hat chrome-dome!”

It’s a planet of creatures which are even bigger assholes than the Battery Operated Magic Toupee.

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The Battery Operated Magic Toupee remained on Planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat.

The whole purpose of this planet was to have the fact that Biff Glickman is a twat live in memoriam long after Biff Glickman and knowledge of his twattiness passed from memory.

Scientists have debated whether Biff Glickman was a twat or just a bit of a dick? Or if he was a twat, was Biff Glickman a colossal twat or just a little bit of a twat?

Originally, the planet was going to be named “Biff Glickman is a colossal douche” however people thought it could be confused with planet Timmy Greenblatt is a douchebag.

The reason douche may have been more appropriate is Biff Glickman enjoyed swirling vinegar in his mouth, climbing into a small dark area, and spitting the vinegar out, thus literally identifying as a giant douche.

It's been thousands of years since Biff Glickman existed and we can only speculate and celebrate the colossal twat that birthed an entire planet.

Could the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee FINALLY have found a home? No – The creators of BOMT are twats of such a magnitude that they don’t even fit in on Planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat.

The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee landed on the planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat.” – a planet discovered and inhabited purely out of spite.

“Biff Glickman Is A Twat” was discovered over 1,200 years ago by Harry Schmidlabt. Harry was irritated by Biff Glickman. According to the planet’s one best seller “Why Biff Glickman Is A twat”, it was written: “Biff Glickman is a twat because he slept with my sister, farted in a container of yoghurt, and just generally acted like a colossal twat.”

It is a planet without much planning other than just smearing the mediocre name of Biff Glickman. The local governmental bodies have gone bankrupt, taxes are at 98.2% of all income, vast stench clouds of unbelievable stink surround the planet and gangs of barnyard molesters are roaming the countryside inappropriately touching squirrels.

This means that the people in charge of planet “Biff Glickman Is A Twat” are even bigger twats than Biff Glickman.

And the makers of this episode of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee are even bigger twats than Biff Glickman.