As a special festive treat, we’ve remastered and updatedsome new stuff to our popular second Christmas episode from last year.

Featuring our epic presentation (ok 9 minutes long but it’s epic for us) episode of "The Twitlike Zone: Jerry’s Foreskin for Christmas".

Seriously – we had fun doing this one and hope you enjoy it.

Our first of two-brand new Christmas specials for our loyal(and un- loyal) Bat-Op-Mag-Toupers…

In this episode: witness the ultimate solution to crappy Family Christmas Dinners! Be enchanted by the story of “Doris theDungbeetle’s Christmas Tree” and transform the entire holiday season with the all new (and mildly offensive) “Jew In A Can”.

The Battery Operated Magic Toupee is the ONLY way to begin the holiday!

As a special holiday treat – we’ve remastered the first of last year’s holiday specials and added a few new surprises for this repeat episode.

Cringe at “The Adventures of Intellectual Shopping Mall Santa”, save loads of money and prove what a miser you are with “Mean Morty’s Christmas Tips” and the repackaging of the Jewish holiday with “Sexing Up Chanukah”.

We have an exciting, scatologically packed, episode for allyou Bat- Op-Mag-Toupers… On this week’s dropping (as in animal droppings) of The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee –

The Podcast asks the unaskable question, “DoYou Want To Do ‘IT’ With Greta Thunberg (the answer still has the production staff shivering in revulsion). After another charming adventure of every child’s favourite tale “The Continuing Adventures Of Doris The Dung Beetle”, and witness the awe of The Ultimate Interview!

In this week’s penetrating episode (we chose the word penetrating on purpose… suggests sexual stuff) – We offer the ultimate solution to brats and misfits with “Post Abortion”, and learn the art of lazy comedy in “ Fuckbisquets Macdoogal’s Lazy Comedy School” and after dining at “Canabal Café” experience another uninspired episode of Inspired Business Now.”

Halloween – the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee wanted to personally transverse the multiverse and wish every individual in existence, both past, present, and future and those existing in higher planes of existence a Happy Halloween.

It intended to create a display of Halloween cheer using over three trillion holographic generators linked to one another with spectacular super-mega AI generated images of the classic monsters: The Frankenstein Monster, Dracula, The Mummy and the Wolfman all participating in an orgy of obscene and unthinkable horror. It would generate this terrifying obscenity in ultra-mega-super 50K images across the skies of all the planets in all the known galaxies, thus creating the most spectacular Halloween display in the history of the universe.

As the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee was about accomplish this extraordinary feat, it said to itself: “F#ck ‘em! No-one in the universe is listening my podcast so they can all shove Halloween up their black hole.

Important note: ‘Black Hole’ is not meant as an inappropriate racial remark… we mean black holes as in the collapse of massive stars that planets revolve about. It is these kinds of misunderstandings that has The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee be hated and cancelled across the multiverse.

If you all behave yourselves and listen the podcast, the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee MIGHT do this next year.

Happy Halloween.

If you’ve been scrolling through the endless sea of “funny comedy” and “comedy podcast” recommendations and still haven’t found the perfect mix of chaos, laughter, and unfiltered truth… congratulations — you just found it.

Welcome to the best adult comedy podcast where dark humor meets uncomfortable truths, and everyone secretly loves it. This is the space where sarcasm isn’t just allowed… it’s celebrated. Our episodes are crafted for the bold, the unbothered, and the people who know how to laugh at life’s messiest moments.

We get it — not everyone can handle what we say out loud. That’s why we give you two versions: a censored version on YouTube and Spotify, perfect for your “safe-for-work” moments, and an uncensored VIP experience on ⁠Patreon⁠ — because some jokes are just too real for the algorithm.

Each episode dives into everyday adult experiences, turning them into raw, relatable comedy that makes you laugh, gasp, and whisper, “Did they really just say that?” Whether it’s relationships, work struggles, or the weird little things nobody talks about — we say it all.

If you’re hunting for the best adult podcast that’s equal parts funny, inappropriate, and uncomfortably real, this is your new favorite corner of the internet. Put your headphones on (seriously, do it), grab a drink, and let’s get into the kind of comedy your neighbors would pretend not to laugh at.

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To celebrate Halloween, BOMT visited Planet Vampire, a dead world with no life.

One theory behind this dead planet is that it was a planet of Vampires which only had vampires and no people. All the vampires did was attack and drink the blood of fellow vampires while defending themselves from other vampires by driving stakes through other vampires hearts.

That was it – drinking blood from one another and staking one another and it is rumoured that this carried on till the last vampire standing.

One fact that many overlook is Planet Vampire is surrounded by three suns and has 36 hours a day sunlight and zero hours night. Since vampires cannot exist during the day, there could never had been a planet inhabited by vampires.

The truth of planet Vampire is that the original name was “Planetis Vampireis” which means, in the dead tongue ofthe ancient civilization of “Wankatoope, “Dead shithole of a planet that no one live on because it is a shithole of a planet.”

The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee - the Podcast wanted to wish listeners a Happy Halloween in the tongue of thenative vampires of Planet Vampires but, since there wasn’t actually a vampire civilization and, therefore, a vampire language… we will instead wish you Happy Halloween in the language of neighbouring planet “Planet Confronted Arsehole: “Screw you and shove your Halloween up your $%^&*.”

If you’ve been scrolling through the endless sea of “funny comedy” and “comedy podcast” recommendations and still haven’t found the perfect mix of chaos, laughter, and unfiltered truth… congratulations — you just found it.

Welcome to the best adult comedy podcast where dark humor meets uncomfortable truths, and everyone secretly loves it. This is the space where sarcasm isn’t just allowed… it’s celebrated. Our episodes are crafted for the bold, the unbothered, and the people who know how to laugh at life’s messiest moments.

We get it — not everyone can handle what we say out loud. That’s why we give you two versions: a censored version on YouTube and Spotify, perfect for your “safe-for-work” moments, and an uncensored VIP experience on ⁠Patreon⁠ — because some jokes are just too real for the algorithm.

Each episode dives into everyday adult experiences, turning them into raw, relatable comedy that makes you laugh, gasp, and whisper, “Did they really just say that?” Whether it’s relationships, work struggles, or the weird little things nobody talks about — we say it all.

If you’re hunting for the best adult podcast that’s equal parts funny, inappropriate, and uncomfortably real, this is your new favorite corner of the internet. Put your headphones on (seriously, do it), grab a drink, and let’s get into the kind of comedy your neighbors would pretend not to laugh at.

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In this episode The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee landed on planet A PLANET, a desperate planet where they just ran out of ideas and A PLANET was the best name they could come up with for their planet.

A PLANET was once the hive of wit and creativity in the galaxy, the centre of sophistication - now it reuses the same tire shite over and over.

The last original joke on the planet was written over 400 years ago and was repeated for the 400,000 time on the Funny Laughter Show – the latest comedy with a title that the greatest comedy minds on A Planet brainstormed for weeks.

Creativity and art have died such to the extent that the writers of this episode could only end this synopsis with “… And the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee left and went elsewhere. “This was the best ending they could come up with.

If you’ve been scrolling through the endless sea of “funny comedy” and “comedy podcast” recommendations and still haven’t found the perfect mix of chaos, laughter, and unfiltered truth… congratulations — you just found it.

Welcome to the best adult comedy podcast where dark humor meets uncomfortable truths, and everyone secretly loves it. This is the space where sarcasm isn’t just allowed… it’s celebrated. Our episodes are crafted for the bold, the unbothered, and the people who know how to laugh at life’s messiest moments.

We get it — not everyone can handle what we say out loud. That’s why we give you two versions: a censored version on YouTube and Spotify, perfect for your “safe-for-work” moments, and an uncensored VIP experience on ⁠Patreon⁠ — because some jokes are just too real for the algorithm.

Each episode dives into everyday adult experiences, turning them into raw, relatable comedy that makes you laugh, gasp, and whisper, “Did they really just say that?” Whether it’s relationships, work struggles, or the weird little things nobody talks about — we say it all.

If you’re hunting for the best adult podcast that’s equal parts funny, inappropriate, and uncomfortably real, this is your new favorite corner of the internet. Put your headphones on (seriously, do it), grab a drink, and let’s get into the kind of comedy your neighbors would pretend not to laugh at.

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