The Rosbifs dissect an astonishing Champions Cup final: Rich finds out whether Rob found it all a bit underwhelming, Toulouse add their 6th star, sparking city-wide celebrations for the ages. Meanwhile, Grenoble march on and Beziers confirm their place in the Pro D2 semi finals. There’s a first ever Pro D2/Nationale access match to chow down on, the Top 14 returns, and the Olympic torch pops up in Pau.

00:00 - 03:14 Entrées

03:14 - 34:41 Champions Cup Final Review

34:41 - 52:42 Pro D2: Barrage Review & Semi-Final Preview

52:42 - 1:00:29 Top 14: Round 25 Preview

1:00:29 - 1:10:49 Petit-Fours & Digestifs

The Rosbifs are back to review a pivotal round of Top14 action as the table begins to take shape. We preview what could be one of the all time Champions Cup Finals between Toulouse and Leinster and discuss the travails of following arguably the most dramatic round of PROD2 action ever via dodgy streams, whether you're a fan or a coach. Nice hit the ProD2 big time for the first time, but will any of this week's barrage hopefuls need to add them to their travel plans, or can they go one better?

00:00 - 04:35 Entrées

04:35 - 30:21 Top 14

30:21 - 50:39 Pro D2: Final Round Drama

50:39 - 56:57 Nationale & Nice

56:57 - 1:06:15 Champions Cup Final Preview

1:06:15 - 1:09:59 Petit Fours & Digestifs

Rob is back from his latest trip to Beziers, Perpignan and Prades with tales of scorching scenery, scintillating rugby and straight-up sunburn. We discuss all the latest updates from the Top14 as the usual suspects soar and others falter. There's a full preview of the last full round of ProD2 fixtures after another incredible week at both ends of the table, Narbonne and Nice eye up an Alpine showdown to join the promised land, plus get the inside line on the 1200 year old beef between Wilfred the Hairy and er, Charles the Bald.

00:00 - 16:20 Entrées & Overview of Rob’s Catalan trip

16:20 - 38:47 Top 14

38:47 - 57:35 Pro D2 (& a little bit of Nationale)

57:35 - 1:07:27 Petit-Fours & Digestifs

The Rosbifs are joined by Agen lock Zak Farrance to discuss all things ProD2, from intensive eating at Oyonnax, to getting red carded by an away crowd and the pressures of Phillippe Sella peering over your shoulder. We review a Champions Cup classic between Toulouse and Harlequins and the epic events in Nationale, and there's some trophy diving served up for good measure.

00:00 - 06:10 Entrées

06:10 - 26:02 Champions Cup Semi Finals

26:02 - 29:45 Challenge Cup Semi Finals

29:45 - 1:02:42 Interview with Zak Farrance

1:02:42 - 1:13:35 Top 14 Previews

1:13:35 - 1:20:50 Pro D2 Previews

1:20:50 - 1:29:45 Petit-Fours & Digestifs

It's Champions Cup Semi-Final week, and with the feeding and watering needs of the travelling Harlequins faithful in mind, the Rosbifs run through their recommendations for a belting weekend in Toulouse, including a couple of potential detours to the Nationale Barrage games. After Clermont prove they can still mix it with the best in the league and Perpignan settle diplomatic squabbles on the pitch in Montpellier, we run through all of the Top14 action and ProD2 highlights including a famous win for Dax in the Landes derby. Find out why the Mont-Saint-Michel trophy may have found it's resting place for the foreseeable, and it's Buy One, Get One Free on Castres Olympique and err, Alice Cooper gig tickets...

00:00 - 07:00 Entrées

07:00 - 39:15 Top 14

39:15 - 62:25 Quins in Toulouse

- 39:15 - 48:57 Rosbifs’ Recommendations for Toulouse

- 48:57 - 53:51 Trip Options - Nationale 1 Play Offs

- 53:51 - 1:02:25 Champions Cup Semi Final Preview

1:02:25 - 1:12:36 Pro D2

1:02:36 - 1:21:05 Petit Fours & Digestifs

Inspired by efforts of those partaking in the London Marathon the previous day, Rob embarks on a similarly torturous journey through the winding backstreets of the French JIFF rules, and the knock-on effect on the sharp end of the Top14 season. We recap all the weekend's action including an agonising defeat for Bayonne in France's premier division, and the end is in sight for ProD2 with just about every outcome still a possibility. Nationale approaches it's last round of the regular season, and a barber pays an unexpected visit to Normandy...

00:00 - 05:24 Entrées

05:24 - 16:45 JIFF Rules & Why Do We Care?

16:45 - 39:39 Top 14

39:39 - 52:47 Pro D2

52:47 - 57:20 Nationale

57:20 - 1:07:56 Petit-Fours & Digestifs

Returning from Costa Rican exile and the Stade Chaban Delmas respectively, the Rosbifs are back to ask, Quins, what have you done?! Our man on the ground by the Garonne reports on a startling reverse for UBB at the hands of sunburnt south-west Londoners as La Rochelle's hopes of a hat-trick of titles fade to Leinster. Stade Toulousain look inspired despite Exeter borrowing Pierre Mignoni's clipboard, and the Challenge Cup is barely discussed whilst we probe instead how Homer Simpson would organise a Stag-Do. Find out why the locals are so impressed with Rob's ability to 'get the badge in', plus the usual previews of the Top14, ProD2 and a sombre but celebratory digestif.

00:00 - 02:15 Intro

02:15 - 09:17 Entrées - Bordeaux Trip

09:17 - 24:36 UBB v Harlequins

24:36 - 34:15 Leinster v La Rochelle

34:15 - 39:00 Northampton v Bulls

39:00 - 46:22 Toulouse v Exeter

46:22 - 59:34 Top 14 Previews

59:34 - 1:06:10 Pro D2

1:06:10 - 1:08:35 Nationale 1

1:08: 35 - 1:17:48 Petit-Fours & Digestifs

We discuss a pulsating weekend of Champions Cup action and preview the best weekend in the rugby calendar: the Quarter Finals of the Champions Cup. Will any of the sides manage to pick up an away win? We also dissect the latest from Pro D2 and hear about what the hell is going on at the top of Nationale. In this week’s extraordinary Petit-Fours, we hear the unique way one coach will be preparing before his side’s quarter-final this weekend and discover how the film Platoon was recreated in the Basque Country.

00:00 - 04:20 Entrées

04:20 - 66:56 Champions Cup reviews and QF Previews

- 04:20 - 28:36 Harlequins v Glasgow | UBB v Saracens

- 28:36 - 47:56 Leinster v Leicester | Stormers v La Rochelle

- 47:56 - 51:44 Bulls v Lyon | Northampton v Munster

- 51:44 - 1:06:56 Exeter v Bath | Toulouse v Racing 92

1:06:56 - 1:13:15 Challenge Cup

1:13:15 - 1:21:52 Pro D2

1:21:52 - 1:24:54 Nationale

1:24:54 - 1:37:59 Petit-Fours & Digestifs