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Skinny Dip
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
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Joey Perrone is a woman with a mission. She's just been pushed overboard from a cruise liner by Chaz, her scumbag husband, and survived to tell the tale. But rather than reporting the crime to the police, she decides to stay dead and instead of getting mad, get even. Filled with a host of endearingly offbeat characters, and a narrative that is hilarious, romantic and thought-provoking by turns, Skinny Dip takes us on a journey through the warped politics of southern Florida.
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Skinny Dip
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Series: Skink Series, Book 5, Mick Stranahan (unabridged), Book 2
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 2008-10-31
- Language: English
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Skink - No Surrender
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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Richard's cousin is missing, and his best hope of finding her rests with the wily, one-eyed, ex-governor of Florida. Carl Hiaasen introduces his iconic character Skink to a younger audience in this nail-biting adventure! Classic Malley: Her parents are about to ship her off to boarding school, so she takes off with some guy she met online...Poor Richard: He's less of a rebel than Malley, and a lot less trusting. He knows his cousin is in trouble before she does. Wild Skink: He's a ragged, one-eyed, ex-governor of Florida, and enough of a renegade to think he can track Malley down.
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- By Sonny on 2023-10-06
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Skink - No Surrender
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Series: Skink Series, Book 7
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 2014-09-23
- Language: English
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Lucky You
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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Grange, Florida, is famous for its miracles - the weeping fiberglass Madonna, the Road-Stain Jesus, the stigmata man. And now it has JoLayne Lucks, unlikely winner of the state lottery. Unfortunately, JoLayne's winning ticket isn't the only one. The other belongs to Bodean Gazzer and his raunchy sidekick, Chub, who believe they're entitled to the whole $28 million jackpot. And they need it quickly, to start their own underground militia before NATO troops invade America. But JoLayne Lucks has her own plans for the Lotto money - an Eden-like forest in Grange must be saved from strip-malling.
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Lucky You
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 2013-04-09
- Language: English
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Stormy Weather
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
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Stormy Weather centers on the aftermath of Hurricane Andrew. The devastation of the storm has attracted crowds of voyeurs and impostors to Florida. Drawn by the chance to prey on Andrew's victims, misfits like the murderous ex-con Snapper and the dangerously seductive Edie find easy targets for their insurance scams. They're not prepared, though, when they meet their opposition, led by a hoary ex-governor who smokes toads.
Both hilariously funny and deadly accurate, Carl Hiaasen's novel will take you into a Florida that is far from the frilly palms and pink flamingos of its post cards.
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Stormy Weather is Great
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Stormy Weather
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Series: Skink Series, Book 3
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 2004-03-05
- Language: English
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Star Island
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
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Meet twenty-two-year-old Cherry Pye (née Cheryl Bunterman), a pop star since she was fourteen—and about to attempt a comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster.
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Star Island
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Series: Skink Series, Book 6
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 2010-07-27
- Language: English
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Sick Puppy
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Edward Asner
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
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When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving Florida's wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements -- such as torching Jet-Skis or blowing up banks -- that leave his human targets shaken but re-educated.
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Sick Puppy
- Narrated by: Edward Asner
- Series: Skink Series (abridged), Book 4
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 2012-02-20
- Language: English
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Nature Girl
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Lee Adams
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Honey Santana, impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes", has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. She's taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie, into the wilderness of Florida's Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in civility. What she doesn't know is that she's being followed by her Honey-obsessed former employer.
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Nature Girl
- Narrated by: Lee Adams
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 2006-10-30
- Language: English
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Sick Puppy
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy, and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving Florida's wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements - such as torching Jet-Skis or blowing up banks - that leave his human targets shaken but re-educated.
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Sick Puppy
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Series: Skink Series, Book 4
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 2013-04-09
- Language: English
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The Edible Exile
- A Byliner Original
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 41 mins
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Cuervo is a pampered Nicaraguan moneyman, funding a guerrilla war from his cushy Miami penthouse. Sixto is his hulking, pistol-packing attendant, whose job satisfaction is on the wane. When an aging mobster enters their lives with a promise to help the rebel cause - with a planeload of chickens originally intended for voodoo sacrifice - a tense situation turns combustible. From the wickedly funny mind of Carl Hiaasen comes "The Edible Exile", a raucous story of sleazeball nihilists, lovable thugs, and jungle-weary freedom fighters who collide in a battle of wills, ego, and the almighty dollar.
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The Edible Exile
- A Byliner Original
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 41 mins
- Release date: 2014-03-11
- Language: English
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Skinny Dip
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Barry Bostwick
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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Chaz Perrone might be the only marine scientist in the world who doesn't know which way the Gulf Stream runs. He might also be the only one who went into biology just to make a killing, and now he's found a way, doctoring water samples so that a ruthless agribusiness tycoon can continue illegally dumping fertilizer into the endangered Everglades. When Chaz suspects that his wife, Joey, has figured out his scam, he pushes her overboard from a cruise liner into the night-dark Atlantic.
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Skinny Dip
- Narrated by: Barry Bostwick
- Series: Skink (abridged), Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 2004-07-15
- Language: English
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Basket Case
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
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Once a hotshot investigative reporter, Jack Tagger now bangs out obituaries for a South Florida daily, “plotting to resurrect my newspaper career by yoking my byline to some famous stiff.” Jimmy Stoma, the infamous front man of Jimmy and the Slut Puppies, dead in a fishy-smelling scuba “accident,” might be the stiff of Jack’s dreams - if only he can figure out what happened. Standing in the way are (among others) his ambitious young editor, who hasn’t yet fired anyone but plans to “break her cherry” on Jack....
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Basket Case
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 2012-07-05
- Language: English
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Lucky You
- A Novel
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Edward Asner
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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Grange, Florida, is famous for its miracles - the weeping fiberglass Madonna, the Road-Stain Jesus, the stigmata man. And now it has JoLayne Lucks, unlikely winner of the state lottery. Unfortunately, JoLayne's winning ticket isn't the only one. The other belongs to Bodean Gazzer and his raunchy sidekick, Chub, who believe they're entitled to the whole $28 million jackpot. And they need it quickly, to start their own underground militia before NATO troops invade America. But JoLayne Lucks has her own plans for the Lotto money - an Eden-like forest in Grange must be saved from strip-malling.
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Lucky You
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Edward Asner
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 2012-07-10
- Language: English
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Hoot: La odisea de los búhos [Hoot: The Odyssey of the Owls]
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Marco Lubian
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Su familia se muda constantemente, de modo que Roy ya está acostumbrado a ser el chico nuevo donde quiera que va. Los bullies de Florida no son muy distintos a los bullies de otras partes. Pero, contra todo pronóstico, Roy termina estando en deuda con el corpulento Dana Matherson. Si Dana no hubiera estado hundiendo sus pulgares en las sienes de Roy, y aplastando su cara contra la ventana del autobús escolar, Roy nunca habría visto a aquel chico corriendo por la calle. Y esa fue la primera cosa interesante que Roy vio en Florida.
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Hoot: La odisea de los búhos [Hoot: The Odyssey of the Owls]
- Narrated by: Marco Lubian
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 2021-06-10
- Language: Spanish
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Assume the Worst
- The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 15 mins
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This is Oh, the Places You'll Never Go - the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate's future. And what he or she can or can't do about it. "This commencement address will never be given, because graduation speakers are supposed to offer encouragement and inspiration. That's not what you need. You need a warning." So begins Carl Hiaasen's attempt to prepare young men and women for their future. And who better to warn them about their precarious paths forward than Carl Hiaasen?
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Assume the Worst
- The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 15 mins
- Release date: 2018-04-10
- Language: English
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The Downhill Lie
- A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 5 hrs and 44 mins
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Originally drawn to the game by his father, Carl Hiaasen wisely quit golfing in 1973. But some ambitions refuse to die, and as the years - and memories of shanked 7-irons - faded, it dawned on Carl that there might be one thing in life he could do better in middle age than he could as a youth. So gradually he ventured back to the dreaded driving range, this time as the father of a five-year-old son -and also as a grandfather.
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The Downhill Lie
- A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 5 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 2008-08-29
- Language: English
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Dance of the Reptiles
- Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen, Diane Stevenson - editor
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
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If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, bestselling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen’s Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories—large and small—that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction.
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Dance of the Reptiles
- Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 2014-01-28
- Language: English
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Team Rodent
- How Disney Devours the World
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Richard Gilliland
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
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Disney is so good, it's bad. So argues Carl Hiaasen, an award-winning investigative reporter and columnist with the Miami Herald, whose dream is to be banned forever from Disney World. In Team Rodent, Hiaasen provides an unflinching look at the mega-empire and says its attempts to alter "God's work" are a manifestation of "pure wickedness."
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Team Rodent
- How Disney Devours the World
- Narrated by: Richard Gilliland
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Release date: 1999-12-16
- Language: English
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Nature Girl
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Jane Curtin
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
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Honey Santana, impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes", has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. She's taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie, into the wilderness of Florida's Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in civility.
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Nature Girl
- Narrated by: Jane Curtin
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 2006-10-30
- Language: English
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