Kinky Secrets of Jezebel

It's not easy being a princess in a fairy tale...

Especially when everyone you meet is so incredibly horny.

When unhappy Jezebel is rescued from a terrible blind date by a cute waiter with magic beans, she thinks she must be dreaming. But once she's in a land filled with mythical beings, hot and eager suitors, increasingly kinky encounters, and more orgasms than she's able to handle, Jezzy must endure more than any woman can handle to find the true meaning of "happy ending".

It's hot. It's funny. It's pretty filthy, in a fun, perverted way.

KINKY SECRETS OF JEZEBEL AND THE BEANSTALK

That's not all she climbs...

Kinky Secrets of Jezebel and the Beanstalk is an erotic novel filled with all sorts of non-vanilla sex and funny bits meant to take listeners to extremes.

This is erotica for smart people who like to laugh...just like you. 

WHAT FANS ARE SAYING: 

"It starts out funny and sweet and then...oh my! This gets waaaaaaaaaay over-the-top!" (A fan who likes the letter A) 

"Clever. And smutty. Is clutty a word? I like the word clutty. This is a clutty book." (Jennifer Clutty)

"There is no author whose books are funnier or sexier. Except maybe Charles Dickens." (A fan who likely hasn't read Charles Dickens)

"It's like the Alice books. But with a different character who is a lot like Alice. So basically it's the Alice books." (Someone who thinks this is like the Alice books) 

"It's like an encyclopedia of kinky fetishes. But encyclopedias don't turn me on like this." (Noah Webster)

"This book is like a mail carrier with a dropped bag. Always pushing the envelope." (Ugh)

"I love this book even more than my pre-exercise routine. But that's a stretch." (Someone who loves Dad jokes)

"The HEA fairytale has never been this filthy and hot. I love it filthy and hot." (A Sunday school teacher)

"What does HEA mean?" (Someone who doesn't read a lot of romance)

"It means Happily Every After." (A know-it-all)

So why are you hesitating? Listen to this book right now!