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A Hoe Lot of Christmas

Written by: Misty Miles
Narrated by: Kathryn LaPlante
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If you jingle my bells, I'll promise you a white Christmas! 

Holly could hardly wait for Christmas to arrive. She loved everything about the season: The glittering trees, the caroling, the presents, and of course, Santa! Just the thought of Santa in his red velvet suit and fuzzy white beard made Holly quiver in wet anticipation. The best Christmas gift she had ever received was an orgasmic romp with a mystery Santa who had more than delivered. Every year she hoped to find him again, but she was always disappointed.

It looked like this year was going to be no different. She enjoyed a kinky diversion with the mall Santa and his helper, but they weren’t the real deal. Frosty the Snowman proved to be pretty skilled with his carrot nose, but the heat between them melted the fun. Warming up to a group of carolers had potential, but what she desired could only be delivered by the big man himself.

Wandering in her sex-fueled delirium, Holly stumbled upon Santa’s sleigh, sure she’d hit the jackpot. But Santa, a happily married man, had other ideas. Even though she was on the Naughty List, Santa couldn’t resist giving Holly her Christmas wish. He called upon his hardest-working elves to fulfill her fantasy, but a hot threesome with the elves and their toys offered no release. Holly screamed out in frustration, waking the Abominable Snowman, “Come get me, you big monster!”

That was when Holly found the true North Pole, and rode it to ecstasy. There was nothing abominable about this monster - it was just pure pleasure. With her Christmas wish finally fulfilled, Holly allowed Santa to take her back home, sad that Christmas only came once a year.

©2019 Misty Miles (P)2020 Misty Miles
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica

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