The internet woke up, chose chaos, and buried Trump—digitally. From viral hashtags to Simpsons prophecies, JD Vance’s cryptic comments, and a suspicious lack of MAGA sightings, we dive into the digital séance that had half the country mourning and the other half meme-ing. Is Trump dead? Is he undead? Or is he just teeing off in Virginia while sipping Diet Coke? Buckle up, this episode is a full-blown conspiracy casserole.

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Hold onto your hazmat suits, folks—this episode dives into the wildest health drama Washington’s seen in years. Trump fires his own CDC director weeks after hiring her, bruises and bloated ankles spark medical TikToks, and the Diet Coke button is back in the spotlight. Is the White House running on caffeine and chaos? We break it all down with a giggle, a gasp, and a whole lot of “what the actual...?”

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Welcome to Giggle Hotline+, the hotline where hypocrisy gets roasted, headlines get heckled, and cheating presidents get their karmic close-ups. From Trump’s triple-marriage tango to the “best sex I ever had” tabloid bombshell, we unpack the chaos with wit, receipts, and a laugh that borders on therapy. If you’ve ever wondered how someone can cheat on three wives and still get a standing ovation from church pews—this is your show.Call in, tune out the nonsense, and let’s giggle our way through the madness.

And remember: if Trump can cheat on three wives and still get a prayer circle, anything’s possible.

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