The internet woke up, chose chaos, and buried Trump—digitally. From viral hashtags to Simpsons prophecies, JD Vance’s cryptic comments, and a suspicious lack of MAGA sightings, we dive into the digital séance that had half the country mourning and the other half meme-ing. Is Trump dead? Is he undead? Or is he just teeing off in Virginia while sipping Diet Coke? Buckle up, this episode is a full-blown conspiracy casserole.

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Hold onto your hazmat suits, folks—this episode dives into the wildest health drama Washington’s seen in years. Trump fires his own CDC director weeks after hiring her, bruises and bloated ankles spark medical TikToks, and the Diet Coke button is back in the spotlight. Is the White House running on caffeine and chaos? We break it all down with a giggle, a gasp, and a whole lot of “what the actual...?”

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Welcome to Giggle Hotline+, the hotline where hypocrisy gets roasted, headlines get heckled, and cheating presidents get their karmic close-ups. From Trump’s triple-marriage tango to the “best sex I ever had” tabloid bombshell, we unpack the chaos with wit, receipts, and a laugh that borders on therapy. If you’ve ever wondered how someone can cheat on three wives and still get a standing ovation from church pews—this is your show.Call in, tune out the nonsense, and let’s giggle our way through the madness.

And remember: if Trump can cheat on three wives and still get a prayer circle, anything’s possible.

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This week on Giggle Hotline+, we dive headfirst into the bizarre vortex of real-life headlines that sound like rejected SNL sketches. A NYC mayoral advisor hands a reporter a chip bag full of cash (yes, sour cream & onion). A French Bieber impersonator hijacks a Vegas nightclub stage. And Donald Trump is literally patrolling the streets of D.C. with the National Guard like it’s a dystopian buddy cop reboot.Grab your emotional support snacks—this episode is a full-blown WTF-fest.

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Today’s Giggle Hotline+ is a masterclass in international drama. Picture this: Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy walks into the White House in a sleek black jacket, and suddenly Trump’s fashion radar lights up. But this isn’t just a style summit—it’s a high-stakes showdown with the fate of Ukraine hanging in the balance. Joining the party? The full European entourage, each with their own agenda, accent, and existential dread. From Macron’s diplomatic sass to Meloni’s strategic fire, we’re breaking down the optics, the politics, and the sheer absurdity of it all.

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Trump and Putin just met in Alaska, and while no ceasefire was signed, the drama was chef’s kiss. From Melania’s surprise letter to Putin (read aloud like Storytime!) to Zelenskyy being left out like the kid who didn’t get invited to the birthday party, this summit had everything:

• A press conference that lasted 12 minutes but felt like a season finale 🎬

• And Trump’s chess-like strategy that may or may not involve land swaps (Zelenskyy says: “Hard pass.”)

This episode of Giggle Hotline+ breaks down the summit that was part diplomacy, part reality TV, and all absurdly addictive.

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Putin, wanted by the ICC, lands in Alaska to meet Trump — and gets the full red-carpet treatment. Ukraine? Not invited. Europe? Not amused. It’s a summit that feels more like a sitcom, and we’re here to break down every awkward handshake and diplomatic facepalm. Welcome to Giggle Hotline+, where geopolitics meets giggles.

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Trump didn’t just fire the ethics cops — he cashed in while doing it. In this laugh-packed episode of Giggle Hotline+, we uncover how the Trump family turned the White House into a luxury showroom, crypto launchpad, and merch machine. From Mar-a-Lago memberships to meme coins, they’ve raked in an estimated $3.4 billion off the presidency. It’s watchdogs out, wallets open — and we’re here to giggle through the grift.

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