It may seem strange, but to be a vet, you can be a seasoned soldier or an active animal doctor. We will be studying the science of animal repair using one of the most popular, commonsense approaches known to civilized man.

As an example, do not stick your hand in an alligator’s mouth and he won’t bite it. However, if you are the type of person that likes to live on the edge and dance with danger this could be you’re calling also. Just take the usual cautions and you can escape with your life. 

Perhaps, it should be mentioned that I never had a real vet license, and some people say I am not qualified to give advice. Well, those are the same people that talk about religion, and they are not the messiah or even a registered preacher. 

Now, if you have just escaped from a maximum security prison, there is no need to worry. Just get a regular haircut, study this vet course, and the public will think you are a well-loved politician. 

Please try to remember that friends do not let friends pet a werewolf. It is a sane act to preserve the life of the person that zips up your pants and provides you with water. Yes, that would be you.

By the way, if you are going to lie to a person in the hopes of getting his money, make sure you are smarter than him. If he is smarter than you, he will be in your pocket.