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Publisher's Summary

If your weary, grownup mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Comedy series, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some. Enjoy hilarious appearances by the likes of Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong), Tony Hale (Veep), Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs), and David Spade (Saturday Night Live).

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Very entertaining

Nick never fails to entertain.
Sometimes the stories are grotesque. I love the modern twists on classic stories. I hope there will be a third installment of these enjoyable stories.

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Whoa

Okay these are really funny that's all you need to know and you should listen to it

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Good op protag story :)

A solid take with a fun limiter on the opness of the MC! Do recommend :)

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they're just silly little rhymes. jokes and cynical laughs with some lullabies in the background. great for relaxing, light material

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I grew a bushy moustache just by listening to this

This was the finest piece of literature I've ever had the pleasure of listening too.

At first I was unsure about listening to bed time stories at 4 pm but how could I resist the unwavering urge to more than likely be insulted, forced into hysterics and to be somewhat tastefully seduced by Nick Offerman?

I couldnt that's how and now I'm forced to shave this picturesque, more manly than nearly any man, bushy, fully in mint condition moustache that grew right under my nose as I was enchanted by these stories.

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I seriously laughed

This is hilarious, if you're a cynical sarcastic asshole......thankfully that 100% me.....I laughed till I nearly peed...I've shared this with friends to their great delight as well. WORTH IT!!!

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good job

this was funny to listen to, a good quick listen
.keep it up I look forward to more

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not impressed by some vocabulary they used

Why do some writers think adding a swear word here and there would make a better story is beyond me. I'll keep looking for actual refreshing stories.

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Really enjoyed this

The only bad thing I have to say about it, is that there aren't enough stories.

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