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  • Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go

  • Written by: Dale E. Basye
  • Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
  • Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (5 ratings)

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Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go

Written by: Dale E. Basye
Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
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Publisher's Summary

When Milton and Marlo Fauster die in a marshmallow-bear explosion, they get sent straight to Heck, an otherworldly reform school. Milton can understand why his kleptomaniac sister is here, but Milton is—or was—a model citizen. Has a mistake been made? Not according to Bea “Elsa” Bubb, the Principal of Darkness. She doesn’t make mistakes. She personally sees to it that Heck—whether it be home-ec class with Lizzie Borden, ethics with Richard Nixon, or gym with Blackbeard the pirate—is especially, well, heckish for the Fausters. Will Milton and Marlo find a way to escape? Or are they stuck here for all eternity, or until they turn 18, whichever comes first?

©2008 Dale E. Basye (P)2010 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

What the critics say

“Parents and readers…are in for a treat with Dale E. Basye’s very funny debut novel.” ( Wall Street Journal)
“The author’s umpteen clever allusions…make this book truly sparkle.” ( Publishers Weekly)
“Dale E. Basye has written a romp of a story.” ( Tweendom)

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hilariously funny story and incredible narration

it is so hard to believe that there is only one person narrating this story. Bronson Pinchot's voice change to handle all the different characters is so fantastic!!!!
This is the third book I've listened to that Pinchot has narrated.

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