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Matrimony Malfunction

Written by: Suz Korb
Narrated by: Charlotte Cartlidge
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Harassed by robots, followed by a stalker, and feeling plagued by her own big boobs. What's a bride-to-be to do? Even in the not too distant future, it's all out panic when it comes to wedding dress sizes. All is idyllic in the English countryside, a few robots are local business staff members. That is, it would be normal if only the bots weren’t controlled by a lunatic. Emily desperately wants to shed pre-wedding weight, and her manic dieting efforts aren’t helped by interfering malfunctioning robots. Her fiancé, Callum, loves her curves, so will Emily learn to accept her own voluptuousness before the big day?

©2015 Suz Korb (P)2023 Suz Korb

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