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More Bedtime Stories for Cynics

Written by: Nick Offerman
Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (19 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Make sure the kids aren’t around! Just because you’re a grown-up doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the art of the children’s bedtime story. Nick Offerman presents this collection of 15 short stories written in the style of a classic kid’s tale, but with a decidedly dark and adult approach. 

What really happened after Snow White died, from the perspective of the one medically trained dwarf? A naive wizard professor reports back from the trenches of an underprivileged school of magic. A middle age man is haunted by the voices of his own aging body. 

The stories will make you laugh, cry and probably squirm a little. All performed by actors like Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, Ellen Page, Mike Birbiglia, and many more.

As an Audio Show - free for members - when you add More Bedtime Stories for Cynics to your library, you'll get all 15 episodes.  

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I really like the episode idea, but please make it so you can continuously listen to one episode aftet another. Hands free is so much better while driving.

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Birds Smoking - HILARIOUS!!!!
Very imaginative but truly, who's to say your wrong ??? Thanks. Truly enjoyable.

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They have been pretty funny so far(I'm 2 in). They have a good beginning and climax but lack a good conclusion to the stories so far. Still worth the laugh