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More Bedtime Stories for Cynics
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Publisher's Summary
Make sure the kids aren’t around! Just because you’re a grown-up doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the art of the children’s bedtime story. Nick Offerman presents this collection of 15 short stories written in the style of a classic kid’s tale, but with a decidedly dark and adult approach. 
What really happened after Snow White died, from the perspective of the one medically trained dwarf? A naive wizard professor reports back from the trenches of an underprivileged school of magic. A middle age man is haunted by the voices of his own aging body. 
The stories will make you laugh, cry and probably squirm a little. All performed by actors like Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, Elliot Page, Mike Birbiglia, and many more.
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- rae
- 2020-11-24
nick offerman is hilarious
great stories (especially amelia bedelia) but nick offermans intros were my fave part!!! hahaha he should write his own books - EDIT -HE DOES!!
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- Michael Wilson
- 2019-11-29
Dark but funny
Found my self laughing while listening. It’s a bit dark but still funny. Worth listening to while traveling.
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- Denise King
- 2019-08-21
Not your average bedtime stories!
Surprising stories that are truly enjoyable. Very entertaining to say the least. Will be sure to provide a chuckle.
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- Marianne Hertzke
- 2019-09-15
they are funny. The short stories are hilarous.
I just love them. I am going to finish listening to the rest of them
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- Anonymous User
- 2019-06-27
The three F’s...
Fucking funny, Fucking crude, Fucking awesome. For a few bucks...
I would go back for more!!
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- Tod-Zilla
- 2020-06-09
Humorous and delightfully strange.
The variety is great! These short stories are ridiculous in all the best ways, quick easy and satisfying!
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- Debra Brooks
- 2019-08-29
Alway can use humor
Must admit laugh my butt, thank you for cheering us up!! Laughter is the best medicine and this was my medicine Thank you
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- Snakegal
- 2019-06-01
Entertaining
They have been pretty funny so far(I'm 2 in). They have a good beginning and climax but lack a good conclusion to the stories so far. Still worth the laugh
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- Vangel Vesovski
- 2019-08-03
Virtue Signalling Nonsense....
This was horrible to try to listen to. While I was OK with one of the stories, most of what I heard was politically correct nonsense. The Evangelical Hollywood Left needs to stop or it will destroy any credibility it has left. Time to move on, boys and girls. Go and listen to Mikail Bulgakov, Mark Twain, Jane Austen, or some other real literature and leave this junk behind.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2020-09-30
crazy stories
struggled to finish
very stupid stories
only good thing was the narration.
don't recommend it.
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